David Espey

[David Espey @david_espey]

I'd listen to Terry Gross interview a baked potato

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Russia in 5 #NBAFinals

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If you have a vanity license plate I am better than you. Which says more about you than me. Because I have low self-esteem.

[David Espey @david_espey]

App idea: "Ugh...fine" a location based social media app where local singles agree to be my girlfriend.

[David Espey @david_espey]

#StarWarsTaughtMe The noise of intergalactic battles can drown out the sound of my parent's deteriorating marriage.

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Better business idea: big book- 67 steps how to drown a baby https://t.co/KnEOh5Frfb

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@tailopez business idea: catdog- half cat, half dog, all profit

[David Espey @david_espey]

@CoachJonesK can I get a follow back? It would make my day, been a big fan since your playing days #blockingtightend #runoffthesafety

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Guy who cut me off wearing a Porsche shirt while driving a Porsche just shot to the top of my list of the world's worst dictators #fascism

[David Espey @david_espey]

At some point we as a society decided "A Thousand Miles" was @VanessaCarlton best song and not "White Houses". We will pay for that mistake