David

Now Mr. Dj, I’ve asked you three times already, just play my mother fucking song

[David @David_Frederick]

To you every thing is funny, you’ve got nothing to regret. I’d give all I have honey, if you could stay like that...I won’t let nobody hurt you won’t let no one break your heart. No one will desert you. Just try to never grow up.

[David @David_Frederick]

@GayPoupon WHERE?! I’ve been looking for it for days

[David @David_Frederick]

@Badgerdoc @EricSnitilWx All I see 🤣

[Matthew @fantasmatt]

Or all four, and they’re performing lady marmalade

[David @David_Frederick]

BUT I NEED SLEEP

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

That’s weird #TTPDBoardMeeting

[David @David_Frederick]

@SwiftieSteve I. Will. Die.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

14 years ago, Marina and the Diamonds released ‘The Family Jewels.’

[Jack Edwards @jackbenedwards]

taylor swift album called the tortured poets department????? with bookmarks for merch???? and a bonus track called the manuscript????? oh i'm about to be insufferable

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

SOMEONE LEFT. A FULL PLATE OF COOKIES. AND A GLASS OF MILK. RIGHT BY THE FIREPLACE FOR ME. I AM NOT KIDDING. WHAT A NIGHT

[David @David_Frederick]

Not my Trump supporting aunt sharing conspiracy theories before 8 am in the group chat.

Please send thoughts and prayers that I get through the holiday season.

[David @David_Frederick]

Played my 6 month old niece her first @taylorswift13 song and can confirm she has excellent taste! @taylornation13 #1989TaylorsVersion

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[David @David_Frederick]

*walks into side of house*

[David @David_Frederick]

Any Green Creek Wolf: “I should call him”

#wolfsong #tjklune #epicandawesome @KlunaticsPod

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The scale of a wolf.

The muzzle grab is a playful gesture used by a dominant wolf to assert its superiority over another. There's no biting involved, but it gives you an idea of the size of a wolf face vs a human one

[read more: https://t.co/Z1rOHmGbie]

[Brett ❁ @baeburke]

America: “LAND OF THE FREE“

Supreme Court:

[David @David_Frederick]

My inspiration was Patrick Star in his Reputation Era.

Fucking fantastic night! #PittsburghTheErasTour #PittsburghTSTheErasTour #TaylorSwiftTheErasTour
#TSTheErasTour 
@taylornation13

[David @David_Frederick]

If you saw a chubby man with his hairy boob out on the bus this morning, it wasn’t me.

[David @David_Frederick]

@GamerDude1985 I feel this so hard

[David @David_Frederick]

To top it off. @AskLyft @lyft is requesting additional verification as if I’d make this up and doctor up screenshots. Great customer service, brah

[David @David_Frederick]

Hey @lyft, I had one of the WORST experiences ever tonight. Driver pulled up, let me in the car, then said he couldn’t accept. No explanation but I figured “that’s ok” I’ll order another Lyft. The driver refused to cancel the ride and switched between stating I canceled the ride

[David @David_Frederick]

Adding on to this because there is absolutely ZERO way to contact @AskLyft @lyft while all of this is happening. No way for me to cancel or ask for help or speak to anyone about it. The only option is “not satisfied with your ride? Bad leg room? Bad smell? No trunk room?” Wtaf.