Matthew

[Matthew @fantasmatt]

def using her to get to annette benning. Shes like the terminator when it comes to locating and executing on aarp box

[TMZ @TMZ]

👀 Sarah Paulson cozies up to Warren Beatty's daughter at the Tonys, no sign of Holland Taylor... https://t.co/35raJSg95Y

[Matthew @fantasmatt]

I will see odyssey the way Christopher Nolan intended. Taking advantage of my office’s summer Friday to see it at 1:30 pm on the most average size amc screen imaginable

[Matthew @fantasmatt]

that one oomf who will retweet anything is actually very informative…like I learn a lot

[Matthew @fantasmatt]

sometimes just walking around will make you feel so alive

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

showgirl release night

[Matthew @fantasmatt]

@alevine014 @realJennaEllis Here’s you two years later in 2022 speaking at a dei summit. So it couldn’t have been that quick

[Matthew @fantasmatt]

you can’t take the girl out of the Millenial Instagram reels but you can’t take Millenial Instagram reels outta the girl

[Variety @Variety]

Jordan Firstman introduces the #Cannes premiere of "Club Kid" at the Théâtre Claude Debussy by telling the crowd:

"What an honor to play in the Debussy theater. I love Debussy. I can't get enough of the Debussy. I could live in Debussy. And I can't wait for my film to screen in Debussy."

[Matthew @fantasmatt]

God has decided it’s very important for every pharmacy line to include a variety of people with very very unique needs and experiences .

[Matthew @fantasmatt]

D line opening weekend is the perfect time to point out how no one ever mentions that the infamous Noah centineo squirt video was taken inside LA Metro’s North Hollywood station #gometro

[all reaction videos @allreactionvidz]

Soooo... are you gonna show me how you squirt, or what? Noah Centineo/white boy wearing pink hat walking around in public being horny reaction video meme

[Matthew @fantasmatt]

@BrennanStaaf Say THAT!

[Matthew @fantasmatt]

seeing usc mt bfa program production of legally blonde in Friday

[iamhunkydory @itschergurl]

When my server at Black Rock sees me put my casino butter directly on the stone

[Bitchy Witch @TraderGoys]

Just remembered they said dancing is just as effective for depression as anti depressant medication

[Matthew @fantasmatt]

watching horrifically sad episode of dance moms where jojo siwa’s grandma with stage 4 terminal colon cancer pauses her chemo to come watch jojo dance for the last time before she passes

[Matthew @fantasmatt]

watching March madness instead of drag race

[Matthew @fantasmatt]

Why is he kinda…

[Ambar @Ambar_SIFF_MRA]

Tiktokita cannot be trusted

[🗝️ @DiaryOfKeysus]

Imagine being Viola Davis daughter and Michael B Jordan’s mama… Only Emma Stone can relate #Oscars

[Matthew @fantasmatt]

this is kinda shit they’d have katniss everdeen wear when she gets old

[Matthew @fantasmatt]

hand a little higher darling, this is the vanity fair oscar party not a nightclub. As for you young lady, perhaps you are the exception to the rule- put another accessory ON before you leave the house!

[Matthew @fantasmatt]

aaaaaaand timothee just showed up to the oscars in a pad lock necklace 😑