David Gaddy

60 whatever. Retired Truck driver. Dad. Proud American. Christian. Heterosexual White Boy Methodist. Cantankerous Old Fart in training. Proud Southerner.

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@Kimberlyvrn My dog.

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@Eizavibes None of them. Not enough meat on them bones. They have 0 curves. That would be like cuddling up with a mannequin, no thanks.

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@TonyaLynn2yg2 Perfect

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@oelma__ Mine wasn’t. Never worked there.

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@LolaSplashQueen Hell yes. A real woman is supposed to have curves.

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@oelma__ There’s no such thing as “accidental cheating”

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@Eleanorzex A gay president in itself would not bother me that much. But not him or his friends. We don’t need his political beliefs. We don’t need liberalism, democratic socialism, socialism or communism. The very last thing we need is woke ideology. We’re on a good path with Trump.

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@Sarahtexe2 Have a root canal by a dentist who’s wife just left him, who barely graduated last week at the bottom of his class, with no anesthesia, and worn out manual hand tools.

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@AntiWokeMemes Penises.

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@QTruth001 A Democrat

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@iwish6mil_lmao @THV11 And this is funny, why?

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@theamelia___ Take her in your arms, give her a deep passionate French kiss, tell she’s the greatest woman you’ve ever met, count your many blessings and enjoy your dinner.

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@madisonclaccy9 A 9mm on my ankle.

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@xlauraaaaxxx_ Perfect

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@ojessie__ A 40% tip? That’s kind of a high demand. 10% is standard, 15-20% is generous, but demanding 40% is not only ridiculous it’s also highly unprofessional.

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@NimraA09 Happy

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@oelma__ $15-$20 for good attentive service.

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@Jolie_Miller09 Kovorkian (or however you spell it)

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@Irina_exh Phone book

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@AntiLeftMemes Me, because f**k them.