Dave Samson

Exceeding expectations since 1991

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Psssst pourrrrraggg - sound of opening a beer can #wordnoise

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Today is the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll ever be #countit

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The drinks come out and Bane follows shortly after #awyesiwaswondering

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@MelissaAugi Deli is #1

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@EddieFKMurphy @GregPigeon14 nice relaxing weekend #bender

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Semi colons are pretty sweet; they say I can stop but I choose to continue #;

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Another Monday watching yet again another #familyguy #chickenfight

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@melissaaugi and @david_john3 getting drunk in a tree #classic

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Hip with @mrocco11 ! OMG

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@JessieAugimeri1 toats

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Two roads diverged in the woods. And I took the one less travelled

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@SamanthaRudden Thanks girl He's a cutie. Congrats on being 22 #oldfart

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I periodically enjoy chemistry jokes

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Kicking back so hard your feet fall asleep

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More productive on the toilet than at a desk #bestseatinthehouse

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If you don't build your dream someone else will hire you to help build theirs

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@MelissaAugi is distracted by my moustache she keeps drawing and all those looks I keep 'throwing' her. #whatahunk #collegeofknowledge

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@mt_renaud I was eating a banana today and thought 'how funny would it be if someone let me stab them in the ear with this' #thanksforthat

[Dave Samson @david_john3]

It's not who you are in the inside, but your actions that define you