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[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Robin Williams trying to offend as many people as possible

[🇬🇧 Scottie 🇹🇭 @ksc4273]

Fucker wants to try a 6 monther in Helmand, living in a shithole, working 18hrs a day, picking up bits of your mates, couple of hours to "grieve" then back on stag, patrol or QRF, eating the same shit for months on end

But aye £200k for 3 × 90min shifts is too much VvD

[Simon Jordan @Sjopinion10]

This is such self indulgent tosh.

You want to take all of the upsides and none of the down .

If the solution were for players to play less games and thus receive less .. they wouldn’t accept it ..

Big squads, 5 subs, rotation available .

Yet still we have to listen to this .

[Wanjiru Njoya @WanjiruNjoya]

"How bizarre that, in a world where slavery was near-universal, we should train our ire almost exclusively on the country that distinguished itself by its abolitionism...What made Britain unusual was not that it had engaged in slavery, but that it went on to pour its blood and treasure into eradicating the foul business."

- Daniel Hannan

[Yapp @YappAppLtd]

Huge brawl at Leeds school as screaming pupil smacked with rolling pin by mum in cheerleader outfit

A huge brawl broke out at a school in Leeds leaving pupils and parents concerned.

Video footage shows two school girls fighting outside the school gates, surrounded by a large group of spectators. The brawl reportedly began when one girl approached the other and the pair began punching, kicking, and grabbing one another.

A third woman, believed to be the mother of one of the girls, then entered the fray and began hitting the other girl with a rolling pin. The woman was reportedly wearing a cheerleader outfit at the time of the attack.

Schoolboys then attempted to pull the three of them apart before two members of staff, wearing high vis vests, attempted to calm the fight. Groups of pupils were heard screaming as the disturbing brawl broke out.

The incident has left pupils and parents concerned. One parent, who wishes to remain anonymous, said: "I am scared of this happening to other children. It looks out of control.

"A woman, believed to be a parent of a pupil at the school, was seen hitting a child with a rolling pin. Rolling pin attack on a school child by a parent. I live locally and know families here, but I am scared."

The school has not yet commented on the incident.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Antti Niemi turns 51 today, which is a great excuse to post the greatest radio call-in of all time:

"He's not finished, he's only 28!" 😂😂😂

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

😬 "The ass of the year award goes to Leeds United"

🧠 @Sjopinion10 gives his award for the worst owner in the #PL this season!

Don’t miss One-2-One with Simon Jordan!

📱WATCH the full episode: https://t.co/6CP3KMSrV2

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

A trans EMT tried to use his medical training to prove that sex is not binary. He ran into trouble when I asked him how he’d respond to a patient with a penis who claims he’s having a miscarriage.

[Daily Memes @thedailymemes_]

This is what peak male performance looks like

[PAUL ALIEN 9💎🔞🔞🔞 @PhilipL47837986]

🤣🤣🤣🤣Classic Idiots

[Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212]

Shouldn’t laugh😂😂😂

[Ozzy Man Reviews @OzzyManReviews]

Only a matter of time until @jackblack is asked to sing national anthems everywhere, globally, at all sporting events. Cordially, Ozzy Man

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This might come in very handy on Twitter 😂

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

Frank Warren. 👏🏼

[Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 @EssexPR]

I lost my temper here & I believe for good reason, this perverted , depraved movement of sexualising everything to do with kids has to stop.

What is this fascination by many on the left, to have men perform in women’s get up?!

[Pastor Alex @PastorAlexLove]

To whoever laced the Church of the Forgiving Eagle communion wafers with LSD, you are NOT funny and have also probably committed a CRIME!

[MPG @Whats_Goode_]

But when women go on hen dos with giant inflatable cocks, and cock straws, and blow up men dolls etc that’s just a laugh init. Men can’t have a laugh, it’s just inappropriate.