David M

Deputy Church Clock Winder

[David M @david_m_101]

@BBCBreaking Why the random apostrophe in "petrol stations"? https://t.co/tiUD8puUCe

[David M @david_m_101]

@HealthcareEnv @BBCBreaking You might be able to charge from solar, but all the petrol pumps are off.

[David M @david_m_101]

@L_JayMD @fesshole An imperial measure of weight used in civilised countries.

[David M @david_m_101]

@fesshole Going out on a limb here, you could always go to a few church services. Some quiet contemplation, a bit of singing. Try a few different churches, some can be a bit loud and jolly.

[David M @david_m_101]

@fesshole How long into a relationship should you leave it until you play "Guess my fart"?

[David M @david_m_101]

@fesshole "non" rhymes with "John".
Perhaps you meant "none" (sounds like "nun").

[David M @david_m_101]

@L333LHC @harrym_vids I've just got back from a week in Southern Italy. Out of 100s of cars, I saw one EV and two hybrids.

[David M @david_m_101]

@dorisholm @CMPG @StaffsPolice @HighwaysWMIDS Well that's one thing EVs will solve.

[David M @david_m_101]

@archer_rs But it's all ok, JRM"s bank balance benefitted from Brexit long ago.

[David M @david_m_101]

@harrym_vids @MadameTussauds Driving in most of London has always been worth avoiding, I now regard it all as Manhattan in "Escape from New York".

[David M @david_m_101]

@EarlofKelvedon @harrym_vids And the BYD Dolphin (I just bought one)

[David M @david_m_101]

@harrym_vids And here's me thinking BYD are being sensible with the Dolphin.

[David M @david_m_101]

@fesshole So that's what happened to your grammar book.

[David M @david_m_101]

@GGennettonian @workshop_77 I do mind apostrophe abuse

[David M @david_m_101]

@MrCCalogero @fesshole would've = would have

[David M @david_m_101]

@EandTmagazine Another Brexit Bonus (who is getting the €4,300,000,000?)

[David M @david_m_101]

@ProjectEdward Thing is, though, on many city roads there simply isn't anywhere to stop. And if you dare stray into a bus lane or cycle lane you get immediately slapped with a camera-issued fine.

[David M @david_m_101]

@josiahmortimer And yet productivity is falling. So we're working harder and achieving less? https://t.co/upMyBN36BL

[David M @david_m_101]

@archer_rs It's not about clean air. It's the next step along the path of controlling our freedom of movement.

[David M @david_m_101]

@theAliceRoberts On our way to Keswick, hoping the weather is less wet than the Midlands. Are you digging?