David Malcott

Junior Youths facilitator

[David Malcott @david_malcott]

Sijua mbona,

Nikisikia NORTH naona tu drought na ngamia wakiangamia.

SOUTH, wenyeji wakipiga wengine eti wamekuja kuchukua jobs zao.

WEST, Kuna mvua, chakula ni kingi, development kiasi, but ushamba tu.

EAST, watu wanajikaza ku make it ndiyo waende WEST watoke block.

[David Malcott @david_malcott]

Peter Omwaka aka Guardian Angel and Hon Babu; all are grandfathers but without biological children.

[David Malcott @david_malcott]

DCI should arrest him to explain ametoa wapi $1.1 trillion.

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Mnichague niwe kiongozi wenu so that I will be negotiating with Elon Musk for better payments on your behalf.

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BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk is the second richest immediately after GOD.

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Mbona huwa tunafunzwa gold in Johannesburg but not in Congo?

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@ZimViral Kama hivi ndivyo mnatafuta verified followers and 5m impressions, then wacha nibaki na wafuasi kama wa yesu kristo.

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@ZimViral He will just loot another TV from a shop owned by Nigerian.

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Usikubali kuchochwa upige mtoto wako eti ndiyo asichome shule akiwa mkubwa.

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@MuthoniNai96374 Why the handsome boy is more beautiful than the woman?

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It's been like that. We have made it a routine. No new initiatives. Just working on cadavers.

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One thing I'm sure of, is that price of cigarettes and alcoholic drinks will be increased when the budget will be read. No creativity and uniqueness.

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Mimi mwanamme aki jaribu kuni video call naweza vunja ata simu.

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@Naomikibandi Huyo jamaa mwenye alikuwekea mafuta kwa gari anaweza kuwa analipwa pesa ngapi?

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Siet! Mimi hupost, then napata repost 1, like 1, bookmark 1 na zote huwa tu zangu. Kwani siwabambi?

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Kupata dem huku ako na more than 7k followers ni ngumu unless yeye ni.....

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Huku ukijipata uko na followers more than 11k, jua tu umeanza kuwa conman.

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Huku huwezi kuwa verified na very fine at same time.

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Kuna siku nilinunua maziwa packet moja hapa USA nikapeana dollar moja nikidhani nitarudisha ata machuma ama inaitwa aje hii pesa ya Japan. Siwezi sahau hiyo siku ju kila mtu aliniona chizi hadi wakanipeleka San Diego Mathare Hospital. Ju hiyo time dollar ilikuwa same na Ksh 152.

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@Naomikibandi Huyo jamaa mwenye alikuwekea mafuta kwa gari anaweza kuwa analipwa pesa ngapi?