David Metcalfe

[David Metcalfe @david_metcalfe]

@MaxTimoshchik Aww man, sorry Max. Praying for you.

[David Metcalfe @david_metcalfe]

So good haha

[David Metcalfe @david_metcalfe]

Hahahahaha

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

No. No. Negative. Untrue. False. Incorrect. In no way the case. No.

[David Metcalfe @david_metcalfe]

Hey @notthefakeSVP glad to see you're staying healthy. Share your routine next time! @SportsCenter

[Colin Cowherd @colincowherd]

Steph Curry. 33 in the second half. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. After THAT first half. #legend

[David Metcalfe @david_metcalfe]

Woohoo, I'm in the top 7%!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

93% Approval Rating in the Republican Party. Thank you!

[David Metcalfe @david_metcalfe]

😂

[Marcellus Wiley @marcelluswiley]

😫💀 @nbamemesinsta killed it

[David Metcalfe @david_metcalfe]

.@KlayThompson is great. It's not listed here, but I relate to Wikipedia Klay, haha

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

For Klay Thompson's birthday, here's a reminder that he's a man of many talents 😂

[David Metcalfe @david_metcalfe]

This thread! Hahahahaha

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

Love putting my Peloton bike in the most striking area of my ultra-modern $3 million house

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

“If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now?”
#CSLewis

[David Metcalfe @david_metcalfe]

Noooooooo

[Joel Klatt @joelklatt]

I think there is a good chance we have an 8 team playoff inside of 5 years based on conversations I have had with the power brokers inside CFB...and I'm not a huge proponent of expansion, but it is coming

[Los Angeles Rams @RamsNFL]

"What an unbelievable job by you guys."

Inside the locker room of the 10-1 #LARams!

[David Metcalfe @david_metcalfe]

@VeteransMinimum Steph Curry, clearly

[David Metcalfe @david_metcalfe]

@minakimes and @CaptAndrewLuck have become my favorite follows 🤣

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

he wouldn't need one, cause late in the game he'd inexplicably decide not to run https://t.co/gOT6zT8tGl

[David Metcalfe @david_metcalfe]

@TravisRodgers @KCJoynerTFS Who should I flex? Matt Breida, Will Fuller, Alex Collins, Tyler Boyd or Aaron Jones? Standard league

[David Metcalfe @david_metcalfe]

@scott_domingues @VeteransMinimum The correct answer was Fuller 😕

[David Metcalfe @david_metcalfe]

I need some fantasy help @VeteransMinimum who do I start in the flex, Lamar Miller, Will Fuller or Matt Breida?

[Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain]

Please read my father's farewell letter to the country he loved so much - “Do not despair of our present difficulties but believe always in the promise and greatness of America, because nothing is inevitable here. Americans never quit. We never surrender.” 🇺🇸

[David Metcalfe @david_metcalfe]

Ugh, so true

[Kwame the Gr8 @KSekouM]

Banana: I'm not ripe yet
Banana: I'm not ripe yet
Banana: I'm not ripe yet
Banana, whispering at 3am in the morning: i'm r i p e
Banana at 8am that morning: HAHAHA I'M ROTTEN BOOOOOOOOY, WELCOME TO BROWN TOWN.