David McBot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺

Just your average haggis shagging, alcoholic, primitive skirt wearing Scottish bastard. Mask/Vax/covid deniers blocked on sight. A bit sweary at times.

[David McBot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 @david_mutrie]

About time England kicked us out of the union then. Especially due to the cost of living crisis.

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

Last year Scotland’s fiscal deficit = £23bn, >12% GDP. Some is aftermath of pandemic, most is structural. Hated Westminster fills deficit gap.
Scottish revenues = £13,463 per capita; Scottish public spending = £17,793. Westminster makes up the difference, which = £4,330 a head.

[David McBot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 @david_mutrie]

After today's news, the SNHS IS NOT FINE. We nearly lost my brother in law due to a stupid misdiagnosis. The surgeon is apparently absolutely livid.

[David McBot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 @david_mutrie]

@acetargetsports @Blazespage @ColliesandCakes @VisitScotland Mind send me the new flyers to dish out in the taxi. Mind and pay the correct postage this time 😂

[David McBot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 @david_mutrie]

@Hurley_Boy99 @CalumAM Thank fook you explained it. I saw the tweet and thought "Oh ffs 🤦‍♂️, please tell me I don't have to explain this again". I worked at Edinshite Airport.

[David McBot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 @david_mutrie]

@dagwells She once got me a "Proud to be a tory" tshirt and the "How David Cameron saved Scotland" book. I need the nuclear option for payback.

[David McBot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 @david_mutrie]

My sister is turning 50 soon and I'm struggling for a REALLY insulting gift. Any ideas folks?

[David McBot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 @david_mutrie]

I've lost all sympathy for the refuse collectors after seeing the state of Edinburgh City centre this morning. You've made your point now get back to work.

[David McBot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 @david_mutrie]

Absolute fuckin disgrace. 🤬🤬🤬

[David McBot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 @david_mutrie]

Absolute fuckin disgrace. 🤬🤬🤬

[David McBot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 @david_mutrie]

@dagwells Autocorwrong strikes again 😂

[David McBot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 @david_mutrie]

Anyone else seen the size of these fookin spiders recently 😱

[Crap Portraits @Crap_Portraits]

Friday portrait.
I have two words to describe this.
Frickin awesome.
This has got to be worth at least 100 likes for the quality of the nose alone.
Probably.

[David McBot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 @david_mutrie]

🤔

[Better Together @UK_Together]

Lower energy bills for Scotland than if we leave the United Kingdom. Read more here: http://t.co/59fi71NYoH #indyref

[David McBot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 @david_mutrie]

@6171tara @alba I left but they still took a payment off my card so I'm still a member despite resigning 🤷‍♂️. No reply to my complaint about the unauthorised payment taken from my account 😡. I've now blocked future payments.

[David McBot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 @david_mutrie]

Says the qvnt with a face like a melted Wellington boot. Feel the love Scotland.

[Phantom Power @PhantomPower14]

‘I did find one thing that gave me great hope…that over-stuffed little haggis Nicola Sturgeon’s country will be covered in rats’
The Daily Mail hack and BBC regular who served as William Hague’s press Secretary, Amanda Platell. #GBNews

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

ALL HAIL EMILY MAITLIS!!
@MAITLIS

[David Hughes @dchughes62]

@david_mutrie As I live in Notts, I know that this has nothing to do with water quality. #Normal4Skeggie

[David McBot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 @david_mutrie]

Yo @TwitterSupport, if I scroll past a tweet I don't need to see it 36 more times. I've read it or ignored it for a reason ffs. This platform is becoming unusable.

[David McBot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 @david_mutrie]

This is Penny. Penny is also not my cat. This is turning into a cat doss house 😂

[David McBot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 @david_mutrie]

This is Penny. Penny is also not my cat. This is turning into a cat doss house 😂