David Nitzsche

Owner/Editor @ Workprint Editorial. Los Angeles

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Restricted free agent Mark Williams intends to sign a three-year, $38 million contract to return to the Phoenix Suns, sources tell ESPN. The deal is fully guaranteed for Williams, who averaged 11 points, 8 rebounds and 1 block in 23.6 minutes per game as the Suns starting center.

[David Nitzsche @david_nitzsche]

@cd4losangeles How’d you hide all the homeless encampments and vendors for this?

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Saving LA - Phase III

[David Nitzsche @david_nitzsche]

@elonmusk @SawyerMerritt Any plans on making the navigation not an idiot?

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

I don't even need to make campaign ads anymore. Karen and Nithya just keep making them for me.

[David Nitzsche @david_nitzsche]

@nithyavraman The parks we do have are filled with vendors and people on drugs. So… thanks!

[David Nitzsche @david_nitzsche]

@nithyavraman Says who?

[David Nitzsche @david_nitzsche]

@TMZ No he didn’t you noodles

[David Nitzsche @david_nitzsche]

@spencerpratt New grills for meth heads. No grills for everyone else.

[David Nitzsche @david_nitzsche]

@TheCinesthetic

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Funny how they never attack my policy ideas. They can only try to assassinate your character. They don’t wanna talk about my debate masterclass a week ago, they wanna talk about a reality show from a lifetime ago. That’s because they want the continued decline of the city. They are locked in an ideological death spiral and can’t shake it. Come at my policies or go sit back down on the back bench. I’m in the arena, son.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Wait. Unions are mad that I want firefighters and city workers to get better pay and safer working conditions? What are they actually…for?

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Raman and Bass are so bad, MacArthur Park was raided by the Feds YESTERDAY and it’s already occupied again today. Hey Nithya, what do you think will happen when one of your “street medical team” volunteers goes up to these upstanding citizens with a clipboard and asks them if they’d like some drug treatment?

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

As I promised in the debate. Here’s the ludicrous $10M boondoggle in Nithya Raman’s district

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

Interesting. This must be a new kind of chess where you compete to put the pieces back where they were before you smacked them off the board.

[Rick Scott @ScottforFlorida]

Anyone who claims @KarenBassLA stamped out homelessness and crime hasn’t been to Los Angeles

[David Nitzsche @david_nitzsche]

@nithyavraman Imagine only bringing things up after @spencerpratt does

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Nithya just validating the entire premise of our commercial. She doesn’t care if there’s homeless drug addicts in front of your home, in front of your kids school, but God help her if a man in a suit takes a picture on the public street for two minutes.

[David Nitzsche @david_nitzsche]

@LukeBarnett @Eden_Eats @nithyavraman Exactly. She cannot be in charge of anything let alone MORE.

[David Nitzsche @david_nitzsche]

@LukeBarnett Nice. Not voting for anyone is a super cool solve.