SCAVENGER 💜

[SCAVENGER 💜 @david_scavenger]

Cana price don drop oh

[SCAVENGER 💜 @david_scavenger]

No be for 9ja sha 😂

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

My pastor called out a guy today who donated ₦2 million to the church account.

“Who is Mr. P…? I want to pray for him.”

He came out excitedly with his guys.

He was just a small boy of about 24 years old.

Pastor asked, “You sent ₦2 million during the donation last Sunday?”

“Yes, sir.”

“God bless you, my bro. May I know what kind of business you are into?”

“Online business, sir… anything online.”

“Content creation? Freelancing?”

“No, sir. Just online stuff.”

Pastor called the church accountant.

“Please refund his ₦2 million.”

[SCAVENGER 💜 @david_scavenger]

Nah why you Dey use xr inside iPhone 17 body 😂

[Khan 🧢 🌟 @Khanstilldayy]

“I can’t marry a christain, I’m a muslim and I can’t marry out of my religion.”

--Lady says

[SCAVENGER 💜 @david_scavenger]

Lmao…nothing go do am joor curse no Dey work 😂

[Khan 🧢 🌟 @Khanstilldayy]

This guy think say na joke, see curse 😭

[SCAVENGER 💜 @david_scavenger]

Nah OGs go sabi 😂

[SCAVENGER 💜 @david_scavenger]

Wait oh, do South Africans thinks we have white Nigerians? Begi don’t understand “black Nigerian” 🤣

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

“Banks in Nigeria are owned by Black Nigerians. Nigerians in entertainment industry aren’t competing with South Africa, they are competing with America. People are working to develop themselves, while here in South Africa, some people are walking around with cutlasses.”

— Julius Malema.

[SCAVENGER 💜 @david_scavenger]

@arojinle1 So donkey nah Gen Z horse 😂

[SCAVENGER 💜 @david_scavenger]

Who sabi this gum 😂

[SCAVENGER 💜 @david_scavenger]

You tweet because he declined…😂😂

[Rita🎀 @Ritamilaaa]

I once offered to buy a guy food, he refused. Later I heard him telling his friend he hadn’t eaten all day. Men hate accepting help from women I don’t know why.

[SCAVENGER 💜 @david_scavenger]

Who’s guilty of this 😂

[SCAVENGER 💜 @david_scavenger]

Otega 🚀🚀🚀

[SCAVENGER 💜 @david_scavenger]

@AsakyGRN Go marry your pastor Abi your pastor no like star girl 😂😂

[SCAVENGER 💜 @david_scavenger]

If white man do am, we go glorify am but if black man do am..you go Dey hear kill am kill am 🤣🤣

[TENIOLA @Teeniiola]

Anh anh. Na first time wey i go see Nigerian parent agree say make her pikin dey smoke for her front be this oo. His mum said she’s not angr¥ that her son is smoking in her presence and hopes God will change him! 👀

[SCAVENGER 💜 @david_scavenger]

@P0PSKI Self defense 🤣

[SCAVENGER 💜 @david_scavenger]

@arojinle1 Two scavengers can co work 😂

[SCAVENGER 💜 @david_scavenger]

@arojinle1 You don collect PR money Abi 🤣

[SCAVENGER 💜 @david_scavenger]

@arojinle1 Wait first
I never see honey badgers run before

[SCAVENGER 💜 @david_scavenger]

See pot wey dey call kettle Dudu

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Nigerian ladies have a very st+nking attitude — Jamaican singer, Shenseea

[SCAVENGER 💜 @david_scavenger]

Pampers don finish again,mk I drop Aza?
Rice/garri don finish again,mk I drop Aza?
Data self don finish again,mk I drop Aza?
Electricity don finish again,mk I drop Aza?
Rent self don finish again,mk I drop Aza?

[SCAVENGER 💜 @david_scavenger]

Wetin do her G wagon?…..oh owner don collect am 😂

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

Man calls out Regina Daniels and her friends for refusing to pay him ₦570,000 balance after using his Prado Jeep to convey her from Ned Nwoko’s house the night she had issues with him, and on several other occasions.