That C@&t Dave

Don’t panic

[That C@&t Dave @david_shearlaw]

@SanspantsRadio Like diarrhoea for the soul.. mmmhh

[Top Eleven @topeleven]

To celebrate the arrival of #TopEleven3D we've prepared a special gift! 🎁

RETWEET to help reveal the items and we'll send them to all Managers tomorrow! Let's do this! 🙌 #TopEleven

Play NOW! 👉 https://t.co/c64LeENsrG

[That C@&t Dave @david_shearlaw]

@katerhiannan At least your the funny one…

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

You can see the apparently offensive ad at https://t.co/nVtp1YF6YC

[That C@&t Dave @david_shearlaw]

https://t.co/M4CRUzitaw

[That C@&t Dave @david_shearlaw]

https://t.co/M4CRUzitaw

[That C@&t Dave @david_shearlaw]

@SanspantsRadio In unrelated news I see the quality of @SanspantsRadio has improved almost overnight...

[That C@&t Dave @david_shearlaw]

Just remembered what lazy Bastard’s pandas 🐼 are.

[That C@&t Dave @david_shearlaw]

@chelsfergo @AdmireMeVIP As an ugly bloke how can you make this work for me??

[Chelsea Ferguson @chelsf3rg0]

I’m feeling generous. It’s the week before payday, everyone’s skint from Xmas... who wants £100 in their bank, today? All ya have to do is RT this and make sure ya following me! Winner announced at 6pm tonight.

https://t.co/0HU2Yg5R5c

[That C@&t Dave @david_shearlaw]

@katerhiannan Maybe it’s more of a threat? See you soon.......?

[That C@&t Dave @david_shearlaw]

@Alldogsaredead Finally a reason to keep on Living with my miserable existence

[That C@&t Dave @david_shearlaw]

@chelsfergo Good way to advertise for a stalker

[That C@&t Dave @david_shearlaw]

@anthonyfjoshua Must be broken mate you’d be my valentines if I didn’t have a Mrs

[That C@&t Dave @david_shearlaw]

@zoesanspants sorry 😐

[That C@&t Dave @david_shearlaw]

@zoesanspants hi Zoe just wishing you a happy valentines and I’ve got an open invite for you to come to “balls deep” with me.

(I mean fucking) 😘

Smooth yeah???

[That C@&t Dave @david_shearlaw]

@AlanCarr Understandable. Probably go well with some evergreen moss killer sprinkled on top

[That C@&t Dave @david_shearlaw]

@SanspantsRadio @GoddammitZammit
Just listening to the Jessie’s girl vs Stacey’s mom ep, and I can confirm U.K. in the 90s was just constant orgies

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

Hi @Jeremy_Hunt,

This is our 14th question for you (the first 13 remain unanswered).

Are you proud of your record on the NHS?

Thanks,

NHS Million Team

Please RT if you would like to know Jeremy’s answer