Asked a guy why he was smoking a cigarette while pumping gas. He said, "I used to be a bomb tech and I treat smoking the same way. If it becomes a problem, I'm not the one that has to deal with it." #selfish#wildouthere
Well, I'm #dissatisfied with @tacobell...again. First picture is from November 4th. Second one (with my finger) is from last night. Neither is a double chalupa. #letdown
Thanksgiving taught us to appreciate the trimmings. Get stoked because the music is coming to you!
Also, this is me if I were an Australian tube-based robot⦠https://t.co/6rz4apyx3Z
Rocksgiving is in full effect!
Bring a war and cozy for your fellow human, some non-perishable food/hygienic items, and prepare to dance your face off with⦠https://t.co/NqOcRwhbic
Do you want to know a secret?
modernbroads has a show tomorrow night. Shhhh... JK tell e'rybody. Hit me up and I'll hook you up! #ticketsarelimited @β¦ https://t.co/1XCc2MeW7S