David Zimmerle

Writer, essayist, journalist, copywriter, poet, slave to the details, slanger of words

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@bobdylan Bob, I saw the movie tonight with my wife and two young kids. Small little theater in rural SoCal. It's a blessing, man. Wonderfully done through and through. Thank you for everything. I'm so grateful to pass this music onto the next gen.

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@George_Kurtz Ultimate Friday Stale Pizza Cold Coffee Warm Beer Jammed Gridlock Nouveau Denialist Bummer for those impacted.

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@NicoleArbour God, please send this woman to a fucking space rock with no atmosphere, soon. The magazine failed because, like the majority of print pubs, the dolts in charge got greedy and forgot how to truly monetize quality journalism. Go sit on a bent rod, @NicoleArbour.

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@StevieVanZandt That quintessential Robbie warble, man. Tonally, there is no one like him. Sad day.

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@barstoolsports Ja is such a fucking toolboy.

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@SGVNSports And now we're one step closer to having to purchase VR hitting goggles in bulk.

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@MadClockmaker @NicoleArbour @amiKozak She just loves her turd dumpling soup. Poor, woman.

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Can anyone confirm the connection Kevin Costner has with border terriers? I have a border and this sweet old lady always stops me and Leroy, regaling us with this anecdote. But there is no evidence of this online. So, now I think this is all a figment of her imagination. Help?

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Parents need to mobilize "no school anywhere" until both sides find common ground on treating the gun disease. No daycare. No pre-school. No elementary school. No junior high. No high school. No college. Nothing until we agree on a solution.

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Why do civilians need ARs?

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@DannyDeVito The toll foot!

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@ProjectLincoln Oh, fecal.

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@downsanddirty It's all about the present. That's all we have. I'm stoked for you, Maggie.

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@NicoleArbour Welp, most people don't like trash. And gurl, you a big, heaping pile of it.

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Having an insightful time at #mozcon 2021! Great presentations and a solid virtual experience. Check out my look! https://t.co/t69Ep9xb4T #MozCon

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@todgoldberg J-E-L-L-O.

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This world we live in, this Amazon world. We fight to get all these boxes broken down and recycled. And then it's like, "Hey, here's another box." #lifeinboxes

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The stars at night
Are bullet holes in the sky
Deep in the heart of Texas

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@dpshow @GuyFieri That was a McLovin moment on Adam Dunn / Gwynn.

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@PetrosAndMoney And some swell on the rise. SUPpies need not apply.