David A. Arnold

comedian/writer/actor/professional shyt talker

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I'll never forget the day my oldest decided between my wife and me who she was gonna send to the nursing home.
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Me and My Wife Are Different Kinds of Parents
Watch the full special Fat Ballerina on Netflix
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Special Night celebrating one of my accomplishments https://t.co/Hwq8krYErh

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Comedian David A. Arnold Talks Netflix Special, Browns Misery & More w R... https://t.co/G1ikg060El via @YouTube

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Found a random cookie with two bites taken out of if left unclaimed on the counter. When I ask my family whose it is…no one knows. 🤦🏽‍♂️ This is why we be annoyed all the time. Get ya self one of these things they call a family…it ain’t for the weak!

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David A Arnold is back on tour and here’s what you can expect ! #TikTok https://t.co/UoXNfAmEgf

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@lipsticknlyricz You might want to watch season one of the Netflix TV show I created called “That Girl Lay Lay” I own this idea. 😂😂😂😂

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New Netflix Special July 19th

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NEW NETFLIX SPECIAL COMING JULY 19th

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Jessie Williams got y’all thinking he the only one! #davidaarnold #comedian itaintfortheweak💪🏽 https://t.co/IVKl7zFlro

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Seeing me on tour is like… https://t.co/E5NT6iEUqr

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When grandma is ready to die…😂😩🤦🏽‍♂️ #comedian #davidaarnold #itaintfortheweak💪🏽 https://t.co/qNZ0bkSNvG

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When ya family talk down to you! 😂🤦🏽‍♂️ #davidaarnold #comedian #itaintfortheweak💪🏽 https://t.co/4uK1fupmAL

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Trying to plan a spring break for teens is ugh! #itaintfortheweak💪🏽 https://t.co/Keqq4Xm2kL

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Women love this…◦#comedian#davidaarnold #netflixisajoke #netflix ##newtourcomimg #itaintfortheweak💪🏽 #standupcomedy #funny #gaadam #outnumbered #paceyoself

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@amandaseales Haaaaaaa

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@bobbyleelive I’ve always cared cause as you know I’ve been sober 23 years. U just gotta know who to look to for “care”

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@bryanbehar Haaaaaa