David P

[David P @davidap83]

@Raindropsmedia1 Bring that shit to Texas, you cowards. We got something for you.

[David P @davidap83]

@DeenTheGreat I’ve never seen such little bitch like you. You run your mouth, get checked and then cry cause you got put in your place. TWICE. Soft ass generation. Fucked around and found out. Your parents should be embarrassed by you.

[David P @davidap83]

@jonstewart I use them for my migraines. You crossed the line, that day sir.

I still love you, but I’m not speaking to you at the moment….even though this is the first time I’ve attempted to speak with you.

So….yeah. How’s….how does that taste?

Can’t wait 4 next episode

[David P @davidap83]

@jonstewart you Jon, I love you. I agree with you on majority of topics. Even when I don’t agree with you, I still laugh and respect you opinions and the comedic ways you present them.

But F*** you and your comment on @Excedrin for being relevant only in the 40’s.

[David P @davidap83]

@TexasVeterans are y’all down today? Or not in office? No one at either location is answering phones.

[David P @davidap83]

@EricLDaugh @ValentinaForUSA What about politicians that do this to its own citizens? Or CEOs who rape their patients, workers and clients with their policies. Will you be so vigilant?

[David P @davidap83]

@TexasLonghorns Sark protected Ewwwwwers ego too much. No Arch to put the GA defense on their heels? Stupid. We got out coached

[David P @davidap83]

@Realdevinhaney I’ve never seen such a bitch hold a belt. You and your daddy. Y’all both some soft ass bitches. Y’all are the most pathetic “champs” I’ve ever seen. Your crying ruins the sport.

[David P @davidap83]

All these hussies complaining about Adam Levine being creepy but will jam Cardi B all day and ignore the fact she drugged and robbed men. #ignorethestupidhypocrites

[David P @davidap83]

#UTSA #Longhornfootball #Texasfight #ESPN: If you could play for any school, which school would it be?
ALL OF UTSA:

[David P @davidap83]

@UTSAFTBL @UNISWAG Why’s everyone so mad? They’re just excited that they finally get to go to the School that was their FIRST choice.

[David P @davidap83]

@Brian_Sauve Legend

[David P @davidap83]

@charlieINTEL Did they pull this already. I don’t see it in the store

[David P @davidap83]

@chrisrock Thank you for showing what a true man is. And not just a “Man” but a CLASS ACT. A GENTLEMAN. Your composure, your professionalism and even your sincerity through it all. You are truly the best of us. Thank you for leasing by example.

[David P @davidap83]

@RealWillSmithFP You’ll publicly slap a man for a joke but not publicly apologize to him. You’re not a vessel of “Love”. You’re a vessel of Bullshit. Sick to say I used to look up to you. We’re not perfect, but even im not so low. Congrats on your Oscar. Stained the moment 4ever

[David P @davidap83]

@rencasTwin @BungieHelp So am I the only one who’s been experiencing game crashes? Cause it’s plagued me since the start of witch queen

[David P @davidap83]

@DMX warned us about Weak “men” like @kanyewest “I’m tired of weak ass niggas whinin' over puss
That don't belong to them, fuck is wrong with them?
They fuck it up for real niggas like my mans and them
Who get it on on the strength of the hands with them, man”

[David P @davidap83]

@Halo It’s 12:07 and this is still a lie

[David P @davidap83]

@AaronRodgers12 When they disturb you while you’re cleaning your room #TNF

[David P @davidap83]

@MarkFromNorfolk @XboxSupport You don’t get a refund for a temporary down time. If you read the user agreement, you understand that this will happen and a refunded isn’t required.