Disgruntled dwarf

I live with my gorgeous wife Jacqui and two kids Alex & Chloe, with a third brat named Ollie on the way!

[Disgruntled dwarf @davidbage1985]

@JDVance Renee Goode and Alex Pretti were murdered by ICE, where was your outrage then, couch fucker?

[Disgruntled dwarf @davidbage1985]

@ClaireCoutinho Wasn't aware we had a de-facto ban on air conditioning, am I going to be in trouble with the law for having a/c in my home... Please don't tell the bobbies 😂

[Disgruntled dwarf @davidbage1985]

@DocStrangelove2 Ah yes, independence day, the day the British declared they were no longer British 😂😂😂

[Disgruntled dwarf @davidbage1985]

@realeddmoo @LibertyCappy Me personally? I'm from the part that burned down the white house...

[Disgruntled dwarf @davidbage1985]

@Cobratate There are no serial killers in Romanian prisons, last one was paroled in 2018. If you're going to try and flex, at least make it believable 😂😂

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Disgruntled dwarf @davidbage1985]

@StagecoachNE I would like to complain about the number 7 bus that should have came through Kenton bar at 15:07pm. I was watching it on the stagecoach app and it drove straight down Kenton Lane instead of through Kenton bar and now I'm 20 minutes late picking up my kids!

[Disgruntled dwarf @davidbage1985]

@boostpoweruk I need help with my gas, I have posted on the forums and realised that twitter would probably be quicker than the forums, please see here:
https://t.co/Y4pXboat6r

[Disgruntled dwarf @davidbage1985]

Join this Lords Mobile rally for a sumptuous feast! https://t.co/27xDSkYVZc

[Disgruntled dwarf @davidbage1985]

@StagecoachNE pt2... of course the kids thoroughly enjoyed being stuck in traffic on a roasting bus much more than they would have enjoyed the park! He even started having another go at me as I was getting off the bus, as if me staying on the bus was committing some major crime!

[Disgruntled dwarf @davidbage1985]

@StagecoachNE I'd like to make a complaint about the driver of this bus (left Kingston Park at 14pm) I was helping my son with a game on my phone and I missed my stop, he accused me of lying and said I was taking the kids for a joy ride and should try the park instead! Cont...

[Disgruntled dwarf @davidbage1985]

@wengie Hi Wengie! I have a huge favour to ask of you... I want to ask my wife if she wants to renew our wedding vows and I was wondering if you could do the honours in a video for her as she is a massive fan! And I mean a huge fan lol x

[Disgruntled dwarf @davidbage1985]

@BennettKlein Thanks Bennett, appreciate it!

[Disgruntled dwarf @davidbage1985]

@BennettKlein I have a huge favour to ask you! I want to ask my wife to renew our wedding vows and I was wondering if you could draw a unique picture with the question beneath or something like that? She loves your work and has all of your colouring books, she's a huge fan! :-D

[Disgruntled dwarf @davidbage1985]

@alexander_olly I know this is a long shot but I want to propose to my wife to renew our wedding vows and was wondering if I could have you do the honours? Sorry for wasting your time if not :-)

[Disgruntled dwarf @davidbage1985]

Get Dandy!"TycoonTower of Paris" 23h05m Valid: SHL2JU6PVDEYTVQ50L964DA1 #dungeonspell
Play https://t.co/LQVEXgJHa9

[SleeplessInNewcastle @Delawaredob]

Just had a fab time with youngest 2 at story time thanks @HiltonAcademy for the opportunity 😁

[Disgruntled dwarf @davidbage1985]

Excellent customer service from @StagecoachNE slatyford depot! Left my bag on a bus and they helped get it back straight away!

[SleeplessInNewcastle @Delawaredob]

Welcome to my online Avon Store! https://t.co/8JN1OkgVTf

[Disgruntled dwarf @davidbage1985]

@Delawaredob #NoLegToStandOn #JogOn #SkankySlut