David Bathon

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[David Bathon @davidbathon]

Why do I always insist on eating phở when I’m wearing a white shirt?

[Jon Schweppe 🇺🇸 @JonSchweppe]

Congratulations Ambassador Burch!

[David Bathon @davidbathon]

@davidhogg111 I appreciate the effort, but you might want to check haiku construction… #theleftcantmeme Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[David Bathon @davidbathon]

What a time to be alive! Congratulations @BrianBurchCV

[Unofficial Trump on X @trump_repost]

I am pleased to announce that Brian Burch will serve as the next United States Ambassador to the Holy See. Brian is a devout Catholic, a father of nine, and President of CatholicVote. He has received numerous awards, and demonstrated exceptional leadership, helping build one of the largest Catholic advocacy groups in the Country. He represented me well during the last Election, having garnered more Catholic votes than any Presidential Candidate in History! Brian loves his Church and the United States - He will make us all proud. Congratulations to Brian, his wife Sara, and their incredible family!

[David Bathon @davidbathon]

Halfway through the DC Christmas Party season… Passed apps > elaborate buffets. Bravo @Bannons_WarRoom @RaheemKassam

[Brian Brown @briansbrown]

The Church is cool because it does not try to be.

Its beauty is the beauty of Christ himself and we Christians as image bearers and children of God. It embraces art that transcends one particular time to glorify God.

When it decides to get hip with pop culture = epic fail.

[David Bathon @davidbathon]

@Schilling1776 @approject Terrifying that this is true!

[David Bathon @davidbathon]

@ArlingtonDES Would love an update on restoration of service for the rest of your customers…

[David Bathon @davidbathon]

@ArlingtonDES @APSVirginia We've hit 4:45pm [at latest] and I'm still without water. Is there an updated estimate available?!

[David Bathon @davidbathon]

@Lisaelizabeth Six!

[Department of Cocktails @DeptOfCocktails]

Gedenktag des Attentats auf Hitler - honoring brave men today, men who took a stand against evil #Valkyrie #vonstauffenberg

[David Bathon @davidbathon]

@jamesklug @Lisaelizabeth Not surprising.

[David Bathon @davidbathon]

@Lisaelizabeth @Schilling1776 It fits.

[David Bathon @davidbathon]

Lost my keys. Thank the Lord my mom happened to be visiting! #keysfound

[David Bathon @davidbathon]

@Lisaelizabeth I’d consider letting you join mine… depending what you bring to the table.

[David Bathon @davidbathon]

@Lisaelizabeth SO superficial, Lisa!

[David Bathon @davidbathon]

@Schilling1776 Does anyone actually understand this? I miss logic.

[Fr. Dwight Longenecker @dlongenecker1]

Vatican: "The beatings will continue until morale improves."

[Lisa Elizabeth @Lisaelizabeth]

🧵Every single conservative needs to listen to this
@MattWalshBlog clip. You are delusional if you think playing nice will get us anywhere. We need to bring back shame and shove it down their throats. This is a war for our children. Anyone who sides with them is the enemy.