David✌🏼

Call me, beep me if you wanna reach me.

[David✌🏼 @davidbird92]

Pretty sure I had one of the best days of my life today.

Does a luxury yacht trip make me a real housewife?

[David✌🏼 @davidbird92]

For anyone with too much time on their hands (like me)…

Here’s the latest on the possible secret traitors 😂

#TheTraitorsUK #thetraitors #bbc

[David✌🏼 @davidbird92]

thank GOD 🥹

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Oscars will open with a ‘WICKED’ medley performed by Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo.

(Source: https://t.co/yK3AqyFNJA..)

[David✌🏼 @davidbird92]

The bookography is everything.

[໊ ꕤ @dieforyous]

this alone deserves every award

[Jake Strickland 🤩 @jakedstrick]

Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on:

•Iced tea imported from England
•Lifeguards imported from Spain
•Towels imported from Turkey
•And turkey imported from Maine

[David✌🏼 @davidbird92]

Estate Agent: what local amenities are you looking for in your new property?

Me:

[Jag ✌🏽 @JGill_1991]

🫶🏽

[Bradley Stern @MuuMuse]

Oh, she’s fucking insane for this one. I LOVE. 🔪

[David✌🏼 @davidbird92]

Adele is giving Martha May Whovier with this contraption

Icon behaviour

[David✌🏼 @davidbird92]

she served, she delivered, she understood the assignment

https://t.co/wQel3ewnUk @jadethirlwall

[Mary Cosby’s Bread Purse @spicykezzinnugg]

Oh my god that is so cunty lmao

[David✌🏼 @davidbird92]

i bet it still couldn’t grab the toys in the machine at the arcade

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This video presents microspine-based anchors being developed for gripping rocks on the surfaces of comets and asteroids, or for use on cliff faces and lava tubes on Mars

[📹 Insider Tech]

[David✌🏼 @davidbird92]

Getting the last of the summer rays ☀️

[David✌🏼 @davidbird92]

Back to work tomorrow after 2 weeks off 😔😩

Vacay was a blast though ✌🏼

[David✌🏼 @davidbird92]

🙋🏻‍♂️ 13 years with my fave ☺️❤️

[Imogen Heat @MercuryInVirgo]

Do you know any queer people who have been together for 10 years?

[David✌🏼 @davidbird92]

@JGill_1991 @philip_godfrey

[David✌🏼 @davidbird92]

Pride23 🌈
Another amazing weekend with these huns❤️

#BirminghamPride

[David✌🏼 @davidbird92]

My guy 🖤🤍 🥂 @JGill_1991

[David✌🏼 @davidbird92]

Mae Mullers UK #Eurovision entry is a bop 👏🏻
Pretty sure the rest of the gays are gonna vibe too.

#IWroteASong @maemuller_

[David✌🏼 @davidbird92]

@JohnDalziel Thanks mate ❤️😘

[David✌🏼 @davidbird92]

First time in a tux today. Kinda happy with the result 🤷🏻‍♀️