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winner of multiple fantasy football championships. CPA. father to 4. mediocre golfer. pronoun-Bad Mother Fucker. Unwoke

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@LibOrNormal I should become a therapist. This seems like an annuity that would pay for the rest of my life

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@RichardHanania Where does Paul Krugman live?

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@dropchris1000 We had a death pool a few years ago and one of the guys announced he had cancer a couple weeks before that. He got drafted. He is still alive and doing fine though

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@DannyDrinksWine I thought he got hired because he made lists

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@texasrunnerDFW One of my tax clients bought one for $900k 3 years ago and just sold it for $725k net. Ouch

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@nut_history Rick Ankiel

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@DefiantLs I just talked to her last week. She was going to make a pot for me

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@profstonge So Pat has a new job

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@ThatBloke_Jesus Can’t wait for tomorrow and Sunday

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@owenjonesjourno One way ticket?

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@texasrunnerDFW @CNN @elonmusk Journalism????

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@gpatterson828 Shakeys pizza Friday night

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@Geiger_Capital Obviously you forgot about the Red October

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@NotKennyRogers You forgot New York City

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@socktickler Most accurate thing I’ve read this year

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@MarinerFinance This doesn’t seem to be going as you hoped

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@DC_Draino

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@InternetH0F Now I understand why no one can afford to buy a house

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@shawngorham

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@TaraBull My daughter thought she was a dog when she was 4. I told her she was an idiot. Problem solved