Dave

you gotta kill the cow to make your steak

[Dave @davidburns33]

Turns out the book was based in North Carolina and my entire life is a lie. I’m back home and will be taking no further questions at this time.

[Dave @davidburns33]

Hi, I’m David, and I moved halfway across the country because of a Nicholas Sparks novel.

[commissioner shayla, mn twins enthusiast @shaylarz]

The 2024 Chicago White Sox

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

Taylor & Travis: the other AL East teams

Jason: the Red Sox

[Dave @davidburns33]

if Taylor Swift comes out in Irish gear as the guest picker on Sat. i’ll die on the spot

[Notre Dame Fighting Irish @Insidetheirish]

Who should be the College GameDay celebrity guest picker for Notre Dame-Ohio State? #GoIrish ☘️

Taylor Swift - Singer
Vince Vaughn - Actor
Dean Norris - Actor
Sean Astin - Actor
Other

(📸: The South Bend Tribune)

[FIRE @TheFIREorg]

COMEDY VIDEO: With a new season of @NFL football starting tonight, are sports really the place for activism? Well, it depends on if the announcers agree with the activism.😅

Thankfully, when it comes to free speech, FIRE is all in.

[University of Notre Dame @NotreDame]

August slipped away like a moment in time ...

Students returned to campus, and the football team (along with about 40,000 friends) returned to Ireland.

See the month in photos 📸 : https://t.co/rpqACdTzpH

[Dave @davidburns33]

Alex Verdugo is Boston!!! #DirtyWater

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

This Yankees fan is running a mile for every run the team scores 😳

"What if there's a doubleheader?! STOP IT MA'AM!" @roywoodjr is NOT here for it 😂

#MLBNOffBase | @ArielEpstein | @LGRed | @Xavier_Scruggs | @CY24_7

[Dave @davidburns33]

Mookie Betts who???

[Red Sox Nation Stats @RSNStats]

Most Multi-Hit Games
#MLB Since 2020:

1. Trea Turner, 138
2. Freddie Freeman, 136
3. Bo Bichette, 133
4. ALEX VERDUGO, 119 <<<
4. Vladimir Guerrero Jr., 119
6. José Abreu, 118
7. Austin Riley, 116
7. Manny Machado, 116
7. Paul Goldschmidt, 116
10. Aaron Judge, 113

#RedSox

[Timothy Keller (1950-2023) @timkellernyc]

A crucial essay. Read! https://t.co/7B089p693g

[Gabrielle Starr @gfstarr1]

when you watched 9 seasons of How I Met Your Mother just for Ted to end up with Robin

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Here's 52 seconds of senators making Taylor Swift references at the Ticketmaster hearing.

https://t.co/8lwL29Qh9w

[Dave @davidburns33]

This is how they brought water to our table tonight. Anyone who knows the Burns’ know we don’t belong here. Gonna cause at least 3 scenes tonight.

[Dave @davidburns33]

Can someone tell me if this is close?

[Dave @davidburns33]

I’m no critic and this is the first time I’ve watched the Nutcracker all the way through as an adult but here’s my synopsis: creepy uncle has a thing for his child niece. She proceeds to have a series of dreams/nightmares where she is rescued from the Mouse King (creepy uncle).

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

I named and claimed whole fat buttermilk at the Kroger in Jesus’ name and it didn’t work. What use is the prosperity gospel if it can’t even work for cornbread?

[Dave @davidburns33]

Nothing like sweating through a shirt by 9:30AM, while only sitting at a desk, to get your day going.

[Timothy Keller (1950-2023) @timkellernyc]

When you come to the Bible, you need to shake your mind free from human political or ideological categories--liberal, socialist, conservative, populist. The Bible does not fit fully in any of them, and you should not be trying to read the Bible through those kinds of glasses.

[Tenley Schwartz @tenley_s]

Downtown Sioux Falls historical markers as Taylor Swift songs, a 🧵👇

[Dave @davidburns33]

Managed to only have one two handed over the head tomahawk throw on the course today. We call that progress. #frustrationfreegolf

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

A Christianity that believes it needs a political party, president, legislation, and a nation to ensure its survival and enforce its values is a Christianity that dethrones Jesus as savior of the nations and promotes a belief that even Jesus needs a nation to be his savior.