David Camerons

I sit at the top of the UK Parliament tree and dispense fruit through my wisdom and MPs. Sensible, common ground, common sense, conservative, practical thinking

[David Camerons @davidcamerons]

In tribute to the greatest Briton ever, I will be singing Candle in the Wind at her funeral. #RIPMargaretThatcher

[David Camerons @davidcamerons]

:( #MargaretThatcherRIP

[David Camerons @davidcamerons]

I will continue to steer this ship in the right direction, even if that includes going through rocks. Our strategy is right. End of. #GDP

[David Camerons @davidcamerons]

I’d like to applaud Chancellor George for his continued economic efforts. We can weather this storm #WhatTripleDip

[Gok Wan MBE 🌈 @therealgokwan]

Morning y'all... Bigging up my puffer jacket today #cosyasian

[David Camerons @davidcamerons]

Let me be clear: tax avoidance is completely unacceptable, unless we’re on first-name terms. #WEF

[David Camerons @davidcamerons]

This time, my EU referendum guarantee is made from titanium and not cast-iron.

[David Camerons @davidcamerons]

Let me be clear, I am in favour of #onesies. I believe they are the right thing for these tough economic times.

[David Camerons @davidcamerons]

I had a great laugh with George yesterday in the Commons. Good times!! This is what politics is all about #as2012

[David Camerons @davidcamerons]

I've just spoken to newspaper editors in No.10, telling them to do something I don’t want to do. Urgently.

[David Camerons @davidcamerons]

I’d just like to express my support for George and his Dash for Gash idea!! #GreenestGovernmentEver

[David Camerons @davidcamerons]

I’ll be responding to Lord Justice #Leveson at 3pm - giving a clear sense of direction, like I do when riding a horse.

[Vernon Kay @vernonkay]

Another quality series of F.Fortunes in the can. Bob, Max and Les will be proud. Now who has a Christmas party that needs crashing?

[David Camerons @davidcamerons]

Four weeks after I promised an impromptu #EnergyTariff policy, we have managed to work one out. #labourpwnd

[David Camerons @davidcamerons]

Govt still too slow. This isn’t how we became one of most powerful, successful nations. We did that by invading countries and killing people

[David Camerons @davidcamerons]

This country is in the economic equivalent of war today. In desperate times, mention WWII. Hitler = Bad.

[David Camerons @davidcamerons]

#PCCs are a good thing. #Police authorities need to be held accountable to the public and we need a scapegoat to blame things on.

[David Camerons @davidcamerons]

It’s Labour’s fault we lost the Corby seat. #labourisntlearning

[David Camerons @davidcamerons]

Get out and vote for your PCC today. If you don’t understand what it all means, that's even better. We'll have more chance of winning then.

[David Camerons @davidcamerons]

Sometimes, I randomly go into warehouses and start impromptu debates about biscuits: