David carter

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

🤩 Our first opponent has been revealed!

The Mackems in Milan.

[David carter @davidcarter_1]

*currently stand at 0%

[Opta Analyst @OptaAnalyst]

Newcastle 1-0 Milan ✅
Borussia Dortmund 1-0 PSG ✅

These scores mean that Newcastle's chance of progressing to the knockout stage of the Champions League currently stands at 62.1% - up from 26.0% at kick-off.

#NEWMIL #NUFC #UCL

https://t.co/3MosDrCID2

[David carter @davidcarter_1]

@afootyeducation How many did they concede?

[David carter @davidcarter_1]

@kylejamesyoung @NoContextKeaneo Hahaha

[President of Zimbabwe @edmnangagwa]

What a win for Zimbabwe! Congratulations to the Chevrons.

Next time, send the real Mr Bean…#PakvsZim 🇿🇼

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

‘Ip, dip, dog shit’?

[Harry Metcalfe @harrym_vids]

In other news, European gas prices have collapsed. Where does that leave the (still) linked electricity price? Will it drop back and make the hideously expensive cap unnecessary? We won’t hear anything about it because media currently obsessed with other things..

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Has there ever been a less qualified ‘whistle-blower’ than this guy? Should have blown the whistle on himself before trying to destroy everyone else. Absurd that people like @MichaelVaughan have been hung out to dry by the BBC given what we now know about his accuser.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Boris Johnson: A tribute.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

If I want entertaining I watch a film go to a gig football or boxing or talk to myself certainly don’t look for entertainment in politics get behind that black door and dont come out till you’ve sorted the country out you Hilarious fuckers LG x

[David carter @davidcarter_1]

@marcowheatley So sorry to hear this mate. ❤️

[Lynden Gooch @LyndenGooch]

❤️🤍

[The Fleece FC @FcFleece]

Any teams looking for a friendly on sunday?

[David carter @davidcarter_1]

@GavSpens6 @graham_robson Is there a baldy one like

[David carter @davidcarter_1]

@tjsafc @abs_rufc Hahahah

[David carter @davidcarter_1]

@ConaCav @SkySportsNews Still unbelievable

[Richard Moss @BBCRichardMoss]

Shoppers in Sunderland were mostly enthusiastic and happy today at the return of non-essential retail despite social distancing and some queues. There was though the odd exception...

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Arriving at the pub beer garden to see your mates for the first time in months.

[Roker Report @RokerReport]

Listen to that atmosphere! 😍