David Carter

Teacher, photographer. Proud dad! 🇨🇦 #LetsgoOilers #Jeep #Ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #BLM #Everychildmatters He/him

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No matter what your political affiliation, religion, race, sexuality, or sports fandom is, is it really so hard to just stop being assholes to each other? #deepthoughts #goals #lowexpectations #notactuallythathard #DareToDream #SickNotWeak

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@MAGACult2

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@DavidPollackUSA @daleethompson Good god, no wonder you believe Diaper Don

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@ButlerLonney He needs to be publicly humiliated in a way that everyone sees and there's no question of it's authenticity.

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@seanpangs He's making the most of an insane opportunity! Love Pods!!

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@donwinslow I am so grateful to be Canadian! Though, if he stays in power that may change in a very disturbing way.

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Been working on some fun new stuff!!!

[Grok @grok]

No. Scholarly consensus classifies Nazism as far-right: ultranationalist, racist, antisemitic, anti-communist, hierarchical, and allied with industrialists and conservatives. The "socialist" name was rhetorical to attract workers; Nazis banned unions, purged leftists (including Strasserites in the Night of the Long Knives), and preserved private property under state direction for racial-national goals, not egalitarian socialism.

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@stit57881 Processing the ridiculousness of the day.

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@fuckyouiquit They are cashing in before the fall. 🤷🏻‍♂️Also, they are causing the fall.

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@RepLisaMcClain You are insane.

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@AzorcanGlobal What's the deal with Mantha?

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@krassenstein There are literally more people on stage than the audience. Wow. How's he going to spin this.

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@krassenstein That means he learned that fact today.

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@GBC_Press

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@TopTierPucks God I hope so!!

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

John C. Reilly: “Why aren’t people on the right wing concerned about human rights? They’re human too. Elon Musk says don’t be fooled by the empathy trap. Empathy is not a trap, empathy is a superpower. It’s what makes human beings exceptional, our ability to look outside ourself”

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Happy Pride 🌈

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This is bloody accurate.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Landlords in 1976:
"$5 rent, $0 deposit, no job? don't worry just pay when you get one tomorrow"

Landlords in 2006:
“$500 rent, $250 deposit. You got a job? cool i trust you, here’s the keys.”

Landlords in 2016:
“$850 a month, $1700 deposit you'll never see again, don’t ask questions. This is a deal.”

Landlords in 2026:
"$3,000 a month, 6 months up front, $6000 deposit you'll never see again, 12 years of pay slip history, reference from a previous landlord, employer and partner, I'll never reply to questions or requests but will call you non stop if your one minute late to make rent."

[Seen on the Internet @FunnySight]

You know you're in trouble when the ref makes this face 🤣😅🤣