more snicker than doodle

he/him
34/m/BFLO/short.
restaurants and tattoos and writing
Practicing Feminist.
Cat.
I guess this isn't just for cross-posting anymore.

[more snicker than doodle @davidchevrestt]

The Venn Diagram of people who listen to Kacey Musgraves and people who think Lena Dunham is misunderstood is a circle.

[more snicker than doodle @davidchevrestt]

man I love baseball
THIS IS SO AWESOME
#markbobblehead #youstink #longlivemark

[Buffalo Bisons @BuffaloBisons]

The moment we told Mark... ❤️

[more snicker than doodle @davidchevrestt]

very tempted to take my Dad to a birthday dinner instead of the birthday @Mets night game he doesn't want, but if I tip our server in the $80 worth of game tickets they'll spit in our leftovers
if only I could exchange them for a cheaper afternoon game

[more snicker than doodle @davidchevrestt]

48-hour notice exchange policy on $80 worth of tickets that are going on SeatGeek for $6
Being a @Mets fan has always been a labor of love, but this one stings

[more snicker than doodle @davidchevrestt]

friendly reminder to never buy @Mets tickets, unless you want to be price gauged and told you can't exchange them

[Lacan sans contexte @Lacan_nocontext]

All modern psychology is constructed to explain how a human being can behave in the capitalist structure.

[more snicker than doodle @davidchevrestt]

@sethmeyers you were a complete maniac to Cecily Strong tonight, shame on you. You wish you were her frazzled raccoon neighbor.
#cecilystrong #snl #comedywildlife

[more snicker than doodle @davidchevrestt]

There are actual things wrong with the world, but some of you would rather be rude to your server.

[more snicker than doodle @davidchevrestt]

Weezer is the Subway footlong (TM) of music.

[more snicker than doodle @davidchevrestt]

@Justincredible1 I'm getting you the gaudiest rose gold landline telephone for Xmas.

[more snicker than doodle @davidchevrestt]

@Justincredible1 we've apparently been friends since replacing a phone meant a new phone number.
you have 2 phone #s in my contacts and I know you don't have a landline. 🤦🏽

[Jack Goods @GoodsOnSports]

Mood

[more snicker than doodle @davidchevrestt]

Help support Subject Student-Run Media Inc by donating or retweeting. https://t.co/3ZycxKcdgC

[Reddy Bikeshare @ReddyBikes]

Beginning today, we're adding e-pedal-assist bikes to 6 stations. The bikes are available for annual pass members as part of a 2-month pilot. As we work in partnership with @IH_news , our Team wants to learn how they are best used amongst our members.

https://t.co/FcY2ZV2yXu

[more snicker than doodle @davidchevrestt]

The only thing worse than thinking you're better than someone

is thinking you're better than someone and being wrong about it.

[more snicker than doodle @davidchevrestt]

This Tonight Show Madonna interview is a glimpse into half of all the conversations I've ever had at the Essex St. Pub #TonightShow #JimmyFallon #BuffaloNY #EssexSt

[more snicker than doodle @davidchevrestt]

This is the worst Madonna impersonator I've ever seen. #JimmyFallon #TonightShow #TheTonightShow

[more snicker than doodle @davidchevrestt]

My birthday is on a Friday this year, so what I would love as a gift is
my work schedule for the next week. #serviceindustryproblems #serverproblems #bartenderproblems

[Rhian Beutler @rhiankatie]

Why we can't stop saying gay, a story

On the first day of my senior year of high school, a new boy showed up in my AP English class.

He had transferred from a prestigious private school to my public school, and I was confused.

I asked him why he moved and he shrugged

1/x

[more snicker than doodle @davidchevrestt]

Jon Favreau is the Quentin Tarantino of comic book movies.