David Conner

Desire may be dead/and still a man can be/a meeting place for sun and rain/wonder outwaiting pain/as in a wintry tree - D.H.L.

[David Conner @davidconner26]

THE AUDACITY OF LIMERICKS
A Canadian Salute
to the Red, White and Blue
July 4, 2012

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@MollyJongFast She married a bobblehead!

How much more excitement
can a body possibly stand?

[David Conner @davidconner26]

The Man Who Would Be King

[David Conner @davidconner26]

The Man Who Would Be King

[David Conner @davidconner26]

The Man Who Would Be King

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The Man Who Would Be King

[David Conner @davidconner26]

@SpeakerPelosi @realDonaldTrump It would not surprise me to
learn that, every morning,
Donald Trump scrawls the
the word “accountability”
on a sheet of toilet paper,
drops it in the toilet bowl,
squats upon the toilet seat
& then takes a dump on the
very idea of accountability.
Good luck.🍀

[David Conner @davidconner26]

@ericswalwell @lucky2beluke Telling a bully or a tyrant to
stop acting like a bully or a
tyrant only works if you can
actually STOP them.

[David Conner @davidconner26]

@tompeck You certainly tired him out.
Caption of the Year!

[David Conner @davidconner26]

@RepAdamSchiff When the President of the
United States claims he’s
above the law, and acts like
he’s above the law, and half
the US Congress whistles
Dixie in response, then -
for all intents and purposes -
the nation that was founded
upon the rule of law has lost
its reason for being.

[David Conner @davidconner26]

@allontheline_oh When you add Trump’s
recent solicitation of foreign
involvement in our election
process to the effects that
gerrymandering, voter
suppression & dark money
have had on previous results,
why should voters conclude anything other than they’ve been screwed six ways from Sunday?

[David Conner @davidconner26]

@tonyschwartz When your brain and your
mouth are detached;
And your head looks like
a pumpkin patch;
And the mere thought of Joe
Makes you go quid pro quo;
Then your wisdom just ain’t
up to scratch.

[David Conner @davidconner26]

@Lawrence Trump believes replacing the
daily WH press briefings with
His Royal Hateness hogging
the spotlight -
fielding virtually inaudible
questions from an invisible
gaggle of nameless geese -
was, well, unmatchable!

But just when you think he’s
gone as low as a human can go...

[David Conner @davidconner26]

@MollyJongFast Give a psychopath an inch
and he”ll rip out your heart.

[David Conner @davidconner26]

@MollyJongFast Trump’s “I have an absolute
right to do anything I want”
is an open declaration of war
against the rule of law &
230 years of constitutional
democracy.
It places the tattered integrity
of the US election process in
grave peril.
Ukrainegate’s but the thin
edge of the wedge.

[HowMuchLonger? @ZZwhn_]

"False Patriotism is the Last Refuge of the Scoundrel." Samuel Johnson, 1775.

[David Conner @davidconner26]

@realDonaldTrump Please allow me to put your
tiny mind at ease, sir.

The whole world already
knows that every word you
bark & bray is way, way, way
“beyond belief”-
much further beyond belief
than all of your predecessors
put together.

The record is yours! Now
put a sock in it, will ya.

[David Conner @davidconner26]

@Lawrence The abject deference of the
WH Press Corps in the face
of Donald Trump’s endless
stream of lies, insults and
intimidation tactics is quite
simply a national disgrace.
The frontline troops in the
daily battle for the truth
have proven to be as unfit
for duty as their enemy.

[David Conner @davidconner26]

@MollyJongFast Lucifer Guccifer,
Judas Iscariot,
Benedict Arnold, now
Trumplethinskin;
Low lies the pitch of that
Egomaniacal
Swamp-dwelling troglodyte’s
Traitorous spin.