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[dlai @daviddawen]

bulk updates

[quasimatt @quasimatt]

Imagine emerging from the Delancey-Essex station and thinking to yourself “it’s so good to be home.”

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

using y=mx+b to figure out the slope of the line you crossed

[dlai @daviddawen]

nyc hinge loves to pretend using a citibike to explore manhattan is “scrappy”

[dlai @daviddawen]

the most borrowed joke across all the land

[dlai @daviddawen]

am i into s&m? my favorite activity is logging into instagram to get leisuremogged by 30 yo gay guys

[PhD in Don Bluth Studies @PunishedToponi]

Squirt people squirt people

[Delicious Tacos @Delicious_Tacos]

The West Point of hookers

[Caroline 🕯️ @caroline_mpls]

Orlando Bloom would be a beautiful name for a WBNA team

[dlai @daviddawen]

since when did everyone in america love spain sm

[jord 🦦 @freshwaterjord]

Any time I’m with my dad in public it’s like I’m taking an alien out on his first day here on earth

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

I am obsessed with immigrating and I am coming to replace you sis

[Aaron Ahlstrand-White @AaronWhite608]

“God I hope I don’t get the lettuce parasite,” I say as I eat a Celsius and peanut m&ms for lunch.

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

Why must a movie be “good” ? Is it not enough to sit somewhere dark and see a beautiful face, huge?

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

Joan Didion, every day is all there is

[bonnie @fwrosting]

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life

[tums for men @TumsForMen]

AI is telling me to go no contact with my nephew

[dani @cutestsmallest]

every time I get on a plane they invent a new boarding group so far back that is for only me

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

God is putting me in a sock and swinging me hard as fuck into a wall later if you want to hang out

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

cant believe nyc is not only walkable but climbable