David Bernstein

Un-melanated cisgender heterosexual un-woman. Radical intersectional feminist ally. Jewish communal icon. My pronoun is mensch. Relax boychik, this is a parody.

[David Bernstein @DaviddBernstein]

This is so cynical.

I utterly despise grifters who provoke people online to sell books.

I've covered all this in my new book WOKE ANTISEMITISM.

You can buy it here: https://t.co/zR3q7r4429

[Jonathan Greenblatt @JGreenblattADL]

I'm scared to death of what the future might hold for the Jewish people, and all people, if present trends of hate persist. I wrote this book to empower those who care to make sure that what's happened before never happens again. Find out more here: https://t.co/LvOsnv7XAx

[David Bernstein @DaviddBernstein]

@elmo Don’t forget your roots you little red fuck.

[David Bernstein @DaviddBernstein]

If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo hopes both teams have fun! 🏀🏀🏀🏀

[David Bernstein @DaviddBernstein]

If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo hopes both teams have fun! 🏀🏀🏀🏀

[David Bernstein @DaviddBernstein]

“relocates to Argentina” is perfectly on brand…

[Latinometrics @LatamData]

ARGENTINA | Tech billionaire Peter Thiel relocates to Argentina, citing concerns about the U.S. future and shared ideology with leadership.

(NYT)

[David Bernstein @DaviddBernstein]

Imagine being his son and knowing you’re the only kid Trump won’t go to an island for.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Q: Are you attending your son's wedding this weekend?

TRUMP: Uhhhh. He'd like me to go. I'm gonna try and make it. I said, 'This is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things.'

[David Bernstein @DaviddBernstein]

@intelligencer The last reality show I watched with Sean Duffy he bullied two of his roommates, put children under his watch in danger, drank like a fish, and whored around Boston. #MTV #RealWorld

[David Bernstein @DaviddBernstein]

Ayahuasca tastes like jagermeister. #StaffRetreat

[David Bernstein @DaviddBernstein]

Had to cancel our “Dismantling Urgency Culture” workshop because the materials weren’t ready on time. The irony was healing.

[David Bernstein @DaviddBernstein]

Ignore a coworkers Teams message long enough for them to send another message saying “NVM I figured it out” #JustTheTip

[David Bernstein @DaviddBernstein]

We replaced our office coffee with ethically sourced oat meditation. Productivity is down, but consciousness is up.

[David Bernstein @DaviddBernstein]

Just a reminder that in 2005 Mike Lawler flew from New York to Los Angeles to attend Michael Jackson’s child molestation trial only to be removed from the courtroom for heckling victims of sexual abuse. https://t.co/0O5AO2NrMQ

[David Bernstein @DaviddBernstein]

Not sure what’s worse:

1. Mike Lawler in blackface.

2. Mike Lawler’s obsession with accused child sexual abuser, Michael Jackson.

[David Bernstein @DaviddBernstein]

Just learning that my successor at @theJCPA grew the team went from 2 to nearly 12 and tripled the budget! Also heard that morale among donors and staff is the highest it’s ever been.

Fascinating. Almost like leadership style has…consequences?

No, that can’t be it.

[eJewishPhilanthropy @eJPhil]

JCPA's budget has nearly tripled under Amy Spitalnick — from $970K to $2.7M — and staff has grown from 2 to nearly a dozen. The driving force? Her grandparents' Holocaust survival and belief in American democracy.

@jaydeitcher reports: https://t.co/6hsPTfkcJL

[David Bernstein @DaviddBernstein]

The real continuity strategy for Jewish community orgs is reminding everyone to RSVP, submit receipts on time, and not reply-all with “unsubscribe.” #Mondays

[David Bernstein @DaviddBernstein]

Too many leaders conflate this strategy with tactics, ignoring the meta-operational liminality where real change gestates.

[The Chronicle of Philanthropy @Philanthropy]

Opinion: Funder-driven requirements, professionalized jargon, and moral signaling have pushed the nonprofit world toward abstraction and away from clarity. The result? Communities no longer recognize themselves in the work.

In his latest column, columnist Matt Watkins traces how the sector got here — and why plain language and concrete outcomes are now essential to rebuilding trust.
https://t.co/mQLv6a7MuY

#TheCommons

[David Bernstein @DaviddBernstein]

#TLDR: The goal is not to solve the problem. The goal is to manage it sustainably.

[eJewishPhilanthropy @eJPhil]

OPINION | "Shutting down the Anti-Defamation League or other Jewish organizations is not some magic formula that promises self-reliance; it’s a disastrous prescription for unilateral disarmament."

By @JGreenblattADL, CEO of the ADL

https://t.co/9dPJlmIsZe

[David Bernstein @DaviddBernstein]

But seriously, after looking at the situation I’ve realized that the biggest problem is that kids might graduate knowing how to spot a pseudo-intellectual who prays on the fears of their parents using hyperbole, hearsay, and exaggeration for attention (and fundraising dollars).

[David Bernstein @DaviddBernstein]

Sources say teachers are secretly smuggling critical thinking into classrooms. Parents report kids asking “why?” and “how do we know?

Hopefully, authorities will be investigating.

[Haley Cohen @HaleyCohen19]

New from me: Political activists seeking to push extremist perspectives into the classroom are behind a nationwide acceleration of antisemitic content in K-12 classrooms, according to a new report by @NAVIvalues.

https://t.co/1a0kFnUIbI

[David Bernstein @DaviddBernstein]

@JakeLang Why do you teep like a bitch?

[David Bernstein @DaviddBernstein]

Not sure what’s worse:

1. Mike Lawler in blackface.

2. Mike Lawler’s obsession with accused child sexual abuser, Michael Jackson.

[David Bernstein @DaviddBernstein]

@lawler4ny Remember when Mike Lawler wore blackface?

[David Bernstein @DaviddBernstein]

@lawler4ny Remember when Mike Lawler wore blackface?