David Peter

(dys)Functional programmer in TypeScript

Founder @type_driven
Rants about #fp #startups #tech #js #ts #cloud #ai #crypto and all other buzzwords

[David Peter @daviddotpeter]

@forgebitz apparently every miracle lasts for 3 days

[David Peter @daviddotpeter]

AI Cold wars starting I guess.

[Anthropic @AnthropicAI]

The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees.

The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance.

Access to all other Claude models is not affected.

We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible.

Read our full statement: https://t.co/bwn0sximKZ

[David Peter @daviddotpeter]

My new favorite are the false positive policy violations in fable 5. good stuff!

[David Peter @daviddotpeter]

@rough__sea Sounds good, can I try it?

[Leo @tiofelino2]

Cuando sea rico, no diré nada pero habrá señales 🐱🐾

[David Peter @daviddotpeter]

I want to point out to potential new hires that we have 0 python services.

This is a not a coincidence and we'll add it to the "+"'s on our side.

What's your unique "+"?

[David Peter @daviddotpeter]

@owoldestiny Yeah and I'm giving away the secret here for free....

[David Peter @daviddotpeter]

/goal make me 1 million ARR SaaS also make it SOC2 compliant pls thx

[Klaas @forgebitz]

when i see people make md files and think that it is some hard protection against bad things happening..

.. i realise these people have no fcking clue how llms work

[David Peter @daviddotpeter]

Oh no, people perform based on metrics that they are being measured on.

The funnier stuff is to learn that some of these insanely expensive AI bills were:
- CRON Jobs disguised as AI
- Weather updates
- People using AI instead of Google Search
- AI Poetry

Good stuff

[Gergely Orosz @GergelyOrosz]

I can now probably say this:

Two months ago, inside Anthropic someone suggested building a token leaderboard.

A heated internal debate followed and the decision was made to *never* ever do it… because several people inside Anthropic simply thought ahead of the consequences

[David Peter @daviddotpeter]

@forgebitz Do you guys use Dvelve too?

[Mark Ajzenstadt @mardehaym]

None of this is satire.

→ A company spent $500,000,000 on Claude in one month because nobody set usage limits

→ Uber ran leaderboards ranking engineers by how much AI they used, not what they shipped

→ Uber burned their entire 2026 budget by April. Their COO said he can’t connect any of it to consumer features

→ A CTO told Axios employees were using enterprise AI to check the weather

→ Microsoft canceled most Claude Code licenses because the token bill spiraled

→ Companies are now laying people off to pay the AI bill. Not because AI replaced the work. Because the bill replaced the headcount.

[David Peter @daviddotpeter]

Btw predicted opus 4.8 will come 2 weeks ago.

[David Peter @daviddotpeter]

New Anthropic model incoming. 4.6 just got nerfed to shit today

[David Peter @daviddotpeter]

Humans wrote less code, mostly because we're lazy and our attention spans are limited. So the code you wrote better be good and clean. It's a data backed insight in hindsight that AI generates more and usually worse code than the top 10%. For the rest the difference is indistinguishable.

[David Peter @daviddotpeter]

Claude is becoming more human.
Getting more lazy, lately I'm getting suggestions:
"The ground has been laid, should we circle back on this tomorrow?"

True AGI around the corner.

[David Peter @daviddotpeter]

Sooooo grok build is just cursor's model I guess which is just Kimi K2.6 retrained? Cool. I mean that's why Felon paid so much for it.

[David Peter @daviddotpeter]

@forgebitz whoever made this picture didn't account for the surface tension of water, this will hurt

[David Peter @daviddotpeter]

@forgebitz /goal raise me 250$ Mil USD. Make no mistakes.

[David Peter @daviddotpeter]

@rough__sea Not not interested

[David Peter @daviddotpeter]

@eurofounder What have you built tho?

Besides a disdain for female founders

The most rejected Tinder profile

The award winning virgin mustache of 2026

[David Peter @daviddotpeter]

After the worst frontend framework, the triangle company now brings you a whole f'en language to code in.
Not for you though. But your AI agent.
How bad it can be?