Davide Smith

Sr Manager of IT @hippo_insurance | Formerly @Cruise, @Twitter, @Apple | Cats, whiskey, and NOLA-native. Packing a lot of sass. Still waiting for Half Life 3.

[Davide Smith @davidealoca]

@realDonaldTrump Holy Lisp. Incoherent. Rambling. No policy talk.

How more boring can this get?

[Hutch @hutchinson]

Because we’re not a fucking cult 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Davide Smith @davidealoca]

@AliSmets You’re an exceptional human being! Excited for what’s to come for you.

[Reddit, Inc. @Reddit]

Come on in, the links are fine.

[Davide Smith @davidealoca]

@igb @Doritos @elonmusk This is so incredibly stupid.

[Davide Smith @davidealoca]

@HipyoTech

[Davide Smith @davidealoca]

@vainpresumption You’re in my thoughts, Doug. So sorry for your loss. 💙

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Shout out to all the workers at Twitter. You all built a vital place for connection and deserved so much better.

Millions of people appreciate the space you built and the hard work that went into it. Thank you 💙

[Davide Smith @davidealoca]

@dadcliff3 💙

[Kendra @kendrawcandraw]

No more emails. If you want something from me you must approach me slowly and calmly with a piece of apple or carrot in your palm with your fingers flat and extended so I do not bite them

[Davide Smith @davidealoca]

@mmporkchop O Organics carrots

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

Change is coming to Texas.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Davide Smith @davidealoca]

I was blocked from a TikTok account for wishing them a happy birthday on their live stream, when it wasn’t really their birthday.

We need regulation.

[Ukraine / Україна @Ukraine]

do not be afraid

to stand up to evil

no matter how powerful it seems

at the dawn

the flag 🇺🇦 will still be there

✊

[賴清德Lai Ching-te @ChingteLai]

The people and government of Taiwan stand with Ukraine. The principle of self-determination cannot be erased by brute force.

[Davide Smith @davidealoca]

@allwaysaboutme @fariole @jellybeanjones This is too funny - I’m wearing this shirt today! 🤣 I miss you all!

[Davide Smith @davidealoca]

@LauraLChan Same. 🥲

[⚜️🖤☘️💚 Brees HOF  💚☘️🖤⚜️ @CantGuardAriana]

It’s ok to be white.
It’s ok to be black.
It’s ok to be asian.
It’s ok to be hispanic.
It’s ok to be female.
It’s ok to be male.
It’s ok to be gay.
It’s ok to be straight.
It’s ok to be YOU.

But it’s NEVER ok to think Aaron Rodgers is better than Drew Brees.

[Davide Smith @davidealoca]

@lorraine_damian @vainpresumption @allwaysaboutme @p_caves @raggedexhale @alexeyladuda We had an incredible team photo on @p_caves’s phone, but…