Davide Di Matteo

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[Davide Di Matteo @davidedimatte0]

THE FINAL VIDEO FOR PROCRASTINATORS: WATCH THIS IMMEDIATELY
https://t.co/E3sYen8Hrz

[Davide Di Matteo @davidedimatte0]

I got my teeth cleaned and it hurt way more than usual for some reason so actually yeah😭

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

this month has felt like being awake during surgery

[Davide Di Matteo @davidedimatte0]

as a man, I always express my opinion and say stuff whenever I want yet I still get told I should talk more

[kiky☁️ @kikynium]

i dont understand where the stereotype that women talk too much comes from. like have you ever been around men???? they never shut the fuck up

[Davide Di Matteo @davidedimatte0]

exactly because in the summer I often shower multiple times every day and in winter if I skip exercising and I stay home I don’t shower that day😭 it’s never 365 showers precisely

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Nobody showers 365 times a year. Absolutely nobody.

[Davide Di Matteo @davidedimatte0]

when you start strength training, 20k steps daily feel like nothing

[milu ⁷⋆˚࿔ @skinnizuccini]

"i don't workout, i just do 10-15k steps da-" my brother in christ..

[Davide Di Matteo @davidedimatte0]

she stopped acting as a superhero just to train like a real one, legend

[Kira Kosarin @kirakosarin]

human bodies are so interesting cuz what do you mean pic 1 is mid workout with a pump and pic 2 is literally a few hours later at dinner?

[Davide Di Matteo @davidedimatte0]

having sex?

[esahc @49eerfc]

we need a word that’s more romantic than “fucking” but less corny than “making love” and we need it NOW

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the best Zendaya has ever looked tbh

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“sister” after she said all that is crazy yo😭

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

what the hell be wrong with btches

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@suchnerve a lot of people struggle with this, they just can’t put it into words as precisely as you did

[Davide Di Matteo @davidedimatte0]

good. A woman younger than me should NEVER be pregnant😭

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

U.S. women over 40 have more babies than teenagers for the first time in history

[Davide Di Matteo @davidedimatte0]

people thinking you will look noticeably different 12 months from now just because on paper you go from 20s to 30s fmuuu 😭

[lucia / lunova / trixie @c0smicm4ge]

how it feels to spend more than $10 on anything

[Davide Di Matteo @davidedimatte0]

@petaldairies yes

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@lesbicot yes it is I’m only at my happiest during summer

[tatto🫧edhearth @tattoed16]

quando ancora si impegnavano a realizzare i video musicali senza l’uso dell’ai

[Davide Di Matteo @davidedimatte0]

well, it is me😭

[ִ ࣪★ @Itzmi_yunaaa]

Your profile picture is actually you btw

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@Stormi_luv that’s me

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instagram saw it first or wtw

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woman who has beef with the entire planet accusing another woman of wanting to fvck an abuser just because she’s not afraid to call him out the jokes write themselves