David Erswell

Smoker, pedant, dilettante, a little bit difficult - grumpy even. Left-leaning. Definitely sweary. European. All views are futile. Me/moi/me/mí

[David Erswell @daviderswell]

@Starbucks Why don’t you accept cash? Or is it the case that your staff can’t be bothered?

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@ITVSport Could someone explain to Sam Matterface what ‘incommunicado’ actually means please?

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@Revolut Close my account you bunch of fucking rip off merchants. How the fuck do you get such a high rating?

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So many questions.... https://t.co/mkSjEXzlyF

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@OnlineTeamTesco Yeah, right

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@Tesco My fault I guess. I forgot to double check everything as I picked it up from the shelves. You're back to your bad old ways, that'll learn me.

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@Tesco_HelpClaim You're a bot

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@BBCSport Erm? https://t.co/4vbKvavNn9

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@dave43law Nigel has always been a useful idiot

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@AndyGJBurge What time are we all getting to yours for dinner?

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@CryptoCelestee 775

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@SomersetCCC Not out

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@supertanskiii What some is like to call the good old days.

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Only top Gs will know what this is.

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@bbctms India playing with 12 again.

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@AndyGJBurge British and Irish Lions

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@BylineFest I accept I'm well past it in terms of current trends, but what is 'comady'?

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@bbctms 'gotten'?

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@ProstateUK It seems straightforward enough, right? #GrandDépartClassic

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Only 49 days to go https://t.co/8RgJJ2CysS