davidevanlewis

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If you are going to eat a brownie and an apple, I recommend eating the apple first, because this one tastes terrible by comparison #qwerty

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Beat The Hospital with a time of 5:49 in The Walking Dead : Assault. Grab it here to try & beat me! http://t.co/WQTVE4hb #PlayWalkingDead

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@VeronicaCoffin Any lies in particular you'd like to point out?

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Every youtube buffer is barely enough for me to catch my breath from the Biden beatdown...

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Mother of god Biden is destroying Ryan.

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Stop talking about how you care about people. Show me something... -Biden

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tweeting on twitter

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just saw Dustin Hoffman at work

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Is watching excellent movies on the Hallmark channel

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just saw Neil deGrasse Tyson coming out of the subway

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Breathing a sigh of relief