David F. Farris

I drink and I write things.
Comet chaser.
Bachata. Merengue. Salsa. ❤
Author of the epic fantasy series, Erafeen.

[David F. Farris @DavidFFarris]

Your first look at The Empires. The sixth book in the Erafeen series drops Christmas day.

[David F. Farris @DavidFFarris]

I'm ready for football season.

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

Get the extension done @Buccaneers.

[David F. Farris @DavidFFarris]

@SleeperNFL @SleeperCarolina @RiseUpReader @SleeperTBBUCS @SleeperSaints As a rational Bucs fan, probably Drake London. HOWEVER, Emeka Egbuka, Jalen McMillan, AND Chris Godwin is a scarier trio than anyone in the entire NFL

[David F. Farris @DavidFFarris]

@chargers @TreyTri 3rd and 28....

Got really specific with these lmao. My poor Bucs 😭

[David F. Farris @DavidFFarris]

Not the "3rd and 28"...... @Buccaneers @PewterReport

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

should we REALLY make our schedule release video in halo?

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[David F. Farris @DavidFFarris]

If this was May 2, 2020, this list would look a lot different for us, Bucs fans. Thank you, Brady.

[NFL Stats @NFL_Stats]

Each NFL’s team winning percentage over the last 10 seasons, including the playoffs:

Chiefs - 71.8%
Bills - 62.8%
Eagles - 61.6%
Ravens - 60.9%
Seahawks - 60.9%
Patriots - 60.9%
Steelers - 59.8%
Packers - 59.3%
Rams - 58.6%
Vikings - 58.2%
Cowboys - 57.3%
Saints - 55.2%
Buccaneers - 52.0%
49ers - 52.0%
Chargers - 50.0%
Lions - 48.8%
Dolphins - 48.8%
Colts - 47.3%
Titans - 47.1%
Texans - 46.9%
Falcons - 46.5%
Broncos - 45.8%
Bengals - 45.0%
Commanders - 42.0%
Bears - 40.8%
Raiders - 40.7%
Jaguars - 38.6%
Cardinals - 37.3%
Panthers - 36.5%
Browns - 36.0%
Giants - 33.6%
Jets - 29.7%

[David F. Farris @DavidFFarris]

@PewterReport Holy tone deaf.

[David F. Farris @DavidFFarris]

@MLFootball @thewaynebreezie @EaglesBurna @RavensTalkPod @denbron77 @Blitz_Burgh @DustBaker @EBJunkies @PatsBuzz @vountee @CommandersRealm I LOVED Sean Taylor, and even I know he didn't play long enough to be on this list. Give his spot to John Lynch.

[David F. Farris @DavidFFarris]

@MuseBaker I think any other franchise would be super confident. I think the Bucs, as spoiled as we've been for 12 years with someone like Mike (and even VJax before that), we're conditioned to thinking we need a 6'5" freak of an X receiver to have success.

[David F. Farris @DavidFFarris]

@StevePalazzolo_ don't show this to the Bucs fans who are constantly slandering Jason Licht.

[David F. Farris @DavidFFarris]

@gregauman I said it a couple of days ago: There is no way in hell I will not be rooting for that man.

Forever grateful.

https://t.co/ULRL2VxDs4

[David F. Farris @DavidFFarris]

I have no ill feelings. I want him to tear it up. He deserves this attitude. He deserves this opportunity.

More importantly, he's EARNED the right to speak like this.

I'll miss you, M1K3. #GoBucs

[David F. Farris @DavidFFarris]

I have no ill feelings. I want him to tear it up. He deserves this attitude. He deserves this opportunity.

More importantly, he's EARNED the right to speak like this.

I'll miss you, M1K3. #GoBucs

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Mike drop today:

[David F. Farris @DavidFFarris]

The Glazers have no one to thank but themselves for keeping Bowles on this staff. This is, officially, the downfall.

I am grateful, however, that I got to experience 2020 - 2024 after that lost decade.

[Rick Stroud @NFLSTROUD]

#Bucs receiver Mike Evans plans to play in 2026 and explore options in free agency, accordiing to his agent Deryk Gilmore. Bucs would be in play. “Yes, that’s correct. He is opening it up ,” Gilmore said. “That he will play next season with someone. It could be Tampa but Will definitely play a 13th season”

[David F. Farris @DavidFFarris]

@MLFootball @RavensTattooGuy @thewaynebreezie @StankBastard @PanthersCulture @vountee @MileHighReport @HGrahamNFL @shawnemerriman Why the hell is Lavonte in Gen Z?

[David F. Farris @DavidFFarris]

@JonnyRoot_ @ESPNBooger Yes, and it's not even remotely an argument.

[David F. Farris @DavidFFarris]

Holy narcissist, lmaooooooo.

[David F. Farris @DavidFFarris]

@stoolpresidente You're literally blind (and I wanted Josh Allen to get a Super Bowl.) Let's not bitch about something as obvious as this being an interception.

[David F. Farris @DavidFFarris]

I fkn HATE Sean Payton (I'm a Bucs fan) and I was rooting hard for Josh Allen to get a Super Bowl this year.

And I still dont understand how a single person is upset about any of the flags or the interception @ the end of the game. Clear-as-fkn-day calls.

[David F. Farris @DavidFFarris]

The most underrated sport.

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

2016

[David F. Farris @DavidFFarris]

Rams vs. Bears just sounds weird. My brain is doing mental gymnastics to try to comprehend it.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

The defending champion Eagles have been eliminated.

The NFC Divisional Round is set:
• 49ers at Seahawks
• Rams at Bears

[David F. Farris @DavidFFarris]

Bryce Young, sir, what a throw.