I clean as I go, wipe every spill, and take every precaution… but the moment I open the cornstarch, my kitchen looks like it lost a fight with a powdered donut. Cornstarch is my arch-nemesis, and it always wins. #foodiehumor
Any pasta recipe that calls for 12 ounces of pasta was not written by an Italian. It’s either 16 ounces or 500 grams. #italiancooking#foodie#foodiehumor
Whenever I use a secure id token to log in to work remotely and there’s 8 seconds left before the code changes, I feel like @simonpegg in mission impossible. @TomCruise#remotework