David Firewater

Award winning procrastinator 🏆 Serial lefthander. Song murderer. Wannabe busker. 🔴NFFC exRAF 10yrs. Vinyl collector. Chain yanker.

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@anon_opin *Shouts loudly*
“PIRELLI! MICHELIN! FIRESTONE! GOOD YEAR!”

Sorry about that, I’ve got Tyrettes.

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@F1shyBob

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@BritishSpiders Hello! What type of spider is this? In a field in the UK and about 10-12mm long. Thanks!

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@Sdp2014Park @JSamwise Charon in the John Wick films for me

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@giveashitnature Hello, do you have any idea what spider this is? It’s in the UK in a field and is about 12mm long. Thanks!

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@stuartmwrites @JoeBangles11 @HunterBiden Don’t be so blunt.

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@Frankenstylish @dirtgonzo @Be_like_calvin2 Imagine how bad it was before Isaac Newton invented gravity. Everything just floating around.

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@chained_e @tugce190333 Basic BODMAS innit

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@mat71897 @Avabelly__ Sounds like you’re missing out

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@prakashalways @renabaddie_ I’m with you on this. 042

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@kneelsham @fesshole

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@mat71897 @Avabelly__ I agree, it’s not dirty, inferior or obscene in any way. So show us your fanny.

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@J_Angel_482 @Deaconbluez7 @EastEndJoe I once worked with a Jules Hiscock, he married a girl called Rita Sparks and they had a double barrel married name. They had a baby and he was genuinely called Brandon Hiscock-Sparks.

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@nicholascook “How long did you put this in for Lynn?”

“8 minutes”

“It’s hotter than the sun!”

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@EHOinExile @DPJHodges @andy_tay1 @LeeAndersonMP_ I’ve just heard Arthur Scargill is in hospital. He’s got a scab on his back and can’t picket.

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@ChrisDorrell @tacokingX You can add Colmans English Mustard to your list too, the only mustard worth having.

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@melthornton5 @tacokingX Invented in Nottingham 👍🏻

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@LeeAndersonMP_ We’d love it if you popped into our store in Sutton Lee. Come in and see us sometime at Toolstation

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@AussieArtist001 @otokyo Personally i’d just pull the plug out. The rest sounds a bit OTT

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@F1shyBob Rocking it

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@nicholascook