david fleming® 🏊🏻‍♂️🚴🏃‍♂️

daddy, husband, son, brother, friend, keen cyclist, triathlons, liverpool fc, beer, dog walker, cooking, eating, employee, HATE bananas,

[david fleming® 🏊🏻‍♂️🚴🏃‍♂️ @davidfleming1]

Why is Emma Hayes playing a game of ‘dot to dot’ (badly) while stood next to a kitchen island with no appliances??????

[david fleming® 🏊🏻‍♂️🚴🏃‍♂️ @davidfleming1]

You can tell it’s a slow sports day @SkySportsNews have just got far too excited about the England team plane landing, it’s as if no other plane has ever landed!!!!

[david fleming® 🏊🏻‍♂️🚴🏃‍♂️ @davidfleming1]

The best performance tonight on @Eurovision has to be the people doing the @BritishSignBSL on @BBCiPlayer

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Immigration makes Britain brilliant.

[david fleming® 🏊🏻‍♂️🚴🏃‍♂️ @davidfleming1]

@VirginAtlantic Thank you Clare

[david fleming® 🏊🏻‍♂️🚴🏃‍♂️ @davidfleming1]

@VirginAtlantic is there someone I can message about having an announcement made on a flight later today!?

[david fleming® 🏊🏻‍♂️🚴🏃‍♂️ @davidfleming1]

@greatesthitsuk @hitsradiouk I’m hearing you asking for donations for the cash 4 kids Christmas presents and then 15 minutes later asking people to text to win over £700k. Why not give some of the money you earn from the texts to cash 4 kids or for one week give them the £700k?

[Varsha Singh @varshaparmar06]

A crazy thread to brighten up your day 🧵

1. Love the guy that just ran off with his jacket 😂

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

Man United still looking like a stodgy old mid-table team. No real threat or flair.
LumpenPrem.

[Alkoholfreiday @Alkoholfreiday]

LET'S GO!!!!! Let's make this #Freiday a big one!!!
Simply repost and your name will go into the hat for a case of #Alkoholfrei, delivered to your door!
Winner announced at 5pm(ish) today - GO FOR IT!!!
#competition #giveaway

[Longsands JFC @lynxjfc]

Great work guys, Thanks @PitchPrepNW ⚽️💛💙

[⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England Fan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️ @BlackburnRover]

@pnefc @thespudbrothers Preston sponsored by spuds, Rovers sponsored by chicken, just need Burnley to be sponsored by Bisto and we’ve got a Sunday dinner.

[Mark Stuart Bolton (aka Robot Man) @Bolton_S_Mark]

Brookfields looking great !
Scarifyed in two directions seeded in 4 directions with 15 bags, 60t sand and feed
Cutting 3 times a week and that’s the outcome ! lush 🌱⚽️. @PitchPrepNW @westlancsleague @ABFC2022 if you want your pitch looking the same get in touch ☎️ 07717488239

[david fleming® 🏊🏻‍♂️🚴🏃‍♂️ @davidfleming1]

I’m sorry but I don’t ‘get’ the Eurovision Song Contest!

[Mark Stuart Bolton (aka Robot Man) @Bolton_S_Mark]

Euxton primerose looking fab in the sun @PitchPrepNW

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

I know I’m pissed but ……. Liverpool are a great club and will win the league and have been brilliant this season but the Geordies absolutely smashed them today and deserved it…. 🖤🤍

[Mark Stuart Bolton (aka Robot Man) @Bolton_S_Mark]

Westway looking great ! Recently vertidrained, cut and GPS marked ! Next few weeks they will be sprayed in preparation for renovations @PitchPrepNW @ABJFC2004

[david fleming® 🏊🏻‍♂️🚴🏃‍♂️ @davidfleming1]

If your pitch doesn’t look this good then who you gonna call … @PitchPrepNW

[Mark Stuart Bolton (aka Robot Man) @Bolton_S_Mark]

Can’t beat stripes and fresh lines ! @PitchPrepNW @ABJFC2004 @TrimaxMowers @OriginAmenity

[david fleming® 🏊🏻‍♂️🚴🏃‍♂️ @davidfleming1]

@BoothsCountry I have just been in your Chorley store and witnessed who I presume was a manger speaking to a member of staff like he was something you would step in on a cow field!. It was over how the shelves had been stocked and totally out of order

[david fleming® 🏊🏻‍♂️🚴🏃‍♂️ @davidfleming1]

@IKEAUKSupport Thanks Kacper, DM sent

[david fleming® 🏊🏻‍♂️🚴🏃‍♂️ @davidfleming1]

@IKEAUKSupport how hard can it be for you to speak with the company you use for collections!?