David

I’d like to think the best of me — is still hiding up my sleeve.

[David @DavidFoundGlory]

@AvantiWestCoast a whole train of people just onboarded at Preston because “there is no forward driver”. Can you confirm if this is the official reason?

15:30 train from London Euston > Glasgow Central | Thurs 20th Feb

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@ashmillman Crowtato, potatcrow? Cotateo?

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@BurgerKing just witnessed staff in the Euston store binning burgers that have (I assume) been sitting on the rack for too long. This is a horrific waste of food especially considering if you walk 50 yards outside and are met with starving homeless folks. Can this be looked into?

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@ashmillman You’re doing gods work on the NoSleepPod, if that helps.

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@footballfights @90sfootball @KSI

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@elonmusk why does viewing a video in Twitter always produce sound as head tracked spatial audio when using AirPods, despite being disabled at iOS level? 🤔

[David @DavidFoundGlory]

@NOW

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@TheyHateJason @gingerheat Right? I agree with everything you guys covered but at the time I came out of it thinking fishy bastart gets the boot with for *reasons*.

They did the emotional stuff spot on though..

[David @DavidFoundGlory]

@FootballRamble You lose a piece of footwear for every shot you hit that's off target, you can do it any order. Take off a sock and put the boot back on bareback, lose a boot completely etc. if you score you earn one back.
Would be glorious, worse strikers would end up in just shorts and T-shirt

[David @DavidFoundGlory]

I would like to speak to the manager who have Ross 4 dollars back for a couch he cut in half

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@PurelyFootball @FabrizioRomano @DannyAaronsFUT

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@Nepenthez did I just get the first PIM Maldini in the game?!

https://t.co/RRPHK7AEgB

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Do mermaids blink?

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@weelass31 ❤️

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@elonmusk What hump?

[David @DavidFoundGlory]

Brexit is a good laugh isn’t it

[David @DavidFoundGlory]

33 years young and I still pretend to use the force to open automatic doors

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@90sWWE @gingerheat @TheyHateJason 😂😂😂

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@dave_mclegend I’ve heard “paradise” is the hold music as you wait to enter the gates of hell

[David @DavidFoundGlory]

Being on hold is a joke. Not only am I waiting to do life admin that I never wanted to do in the first place, but they have the cheek to thank me for doing it while sarcastically telling me the call is important to them.