BREAKING: Mpox is now a global emergency, the World Health Organization says, with cases in 13 countries and a new form of the virus spreading. https://t.co/YGhHm29BZE
Some maniac is eating sour cream and chive crisps on this train with no openable windows. The police have been phoned. There’s a wean screaming. A wee granny is tugging on the emergency brake. It’s pandemonium.