David Collins Frankel

That guy from those things that you’ve probably never seen or heard

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How has @SusanSarandon never been a spokesperson for #SaranWrap 🤔

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@joehospodor

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@tuesdayswjokes @TuesdayStories @JoeListComedy @marknorm “Beep it up!” - Mark, probably

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@davidstewart02 Well that got 3 tears out of me 😢😢😢

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@SydHeller Is the fish patron a rainbow fish, causing more turmoil for the Krusty Krab PR team?

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@davidstewart02 😂😂

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Last night I learned that IKEA is Swedish for “divorce”

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@davidstewart02 **You’re’s’ing’m’l’gs’fter’a’l’ng’w’nt’er

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@patw_ Yeah! Jesus Christ!

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The worst part about this weather in Los Angeles & Southern California is that there’s no Waffle House to close to indicate we should really start worrying

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@patw_ Also I’ve never seen Euphoria

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@patw_ It’s also like the show Euphoria because you immediately pop it - no questions asked

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@patw_ Don’t forget to bring a towel

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@joehospodor Deck The Paws

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LinkedIn Wrapped 2022

How many jobs did you apply to and never hear back from?

How many jobs were you unqualified for?

How many of your dreams were dashed?

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I’ve never seen Euphoria, but based on the name I’m assuming only good things happen to everyone on that show all the time

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@TorrensJonathan Hardest mafk in the game, knowum ssAAAYYYYNNN?! EeeruhEeeruhzzzzzzSAYYYYYYYNNNNNN

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@patw_

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@patw_ She’s a true hydro homie

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@davidstewart02 “R.I.C.O.” was a pre-emptive warning to them from 2015