Dave ™

I’m mad all the time and i want to destroy you deadly style

[🎀 💒 🎀 @princessxemnas]

LMGFOAOASFJUDSJDFHJDFJGDFG????????

[Dave ™ @davidfrenchfry]

@princessxemnas This is how ai roleplay bots sounded to me when i tried it in 2023

[Dave ™ @davidfrenchfry]

@coke_n_cookies Ok yeah ignoring that why would he be in pajamas and slides while tap dancing

[Dave ™ @davidfrenchfry]

@scrimbob I hate this show with all my heart but that is incredibly funny

[cannibal lover @scrimbob]

Spot the difference

[Dave ™ @davidfrenchfry]

Does anyone know what to do if you need dental work but you’re also immune to the local anesthesia? Last time it felt like my tooth was being drilled into, because it was, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t supposed to be excruciating.

[Dave ™ @davidfrenchfry]

Still haven’t found anywhere to buy any exotic worms other than leeches so I’m really leaning into those..

[Dave ™ @davidfrenchfry]

@winterangeIic Yeah cause you gotta be at least a little gay to do all that

[Dave ™ @davidfrenchfry]

@wingeduploser I always get cursed with irls that do stupid shit like that it’s so bad i dated someone who compared their character ai addiction to me cutting myself no joke

[Dave ™ @davidfrenchfry]

@Foos3yOW @baulfahrts I don’t think you’re grasping that this is a 5th grade document and this post is clearly supposed to be humorous. One young retard

[Dave ™ @davidfrenchfry]

I think i spelled realized wrong go ahead and shoot me in the brains

[Dave ™ @davidfrenchfry]

Ive been obsessed with lorises cause thats what you do as a drop out with no job, but i felt weird cause it came from someone else liking them and I’ve been accused of copying peoples identities so much. But then I released they don’t even own them and i can do whatever i want.

[Dave ™ @davidfrenchfry]

EVERYONE i need you to put on your thinking caps and tell me if you can decode this. Try as hard as you can because i need to make sure this language doesn’t get infiltrated like the last one when someone found my translation key. (Ignore the scribble my pen died briefly)

[Dave ™ @davidfrenchfry]

Im glad i have so many painful dental problems otherwise i would be stuffing my face right now

[Dave ™ @davidfrenchfry]

@mayohater1313 Don’t let her watch the ai slop this is a brain worth preserving we’re running outta those

[Dave ™ @davidfrenchfry]

@pibbleglazer I always looked at these kinds of yogurt bowls and thought they would taste really good but then i started thinking about it and realized the flavors and textures of all the things they throw in there together would probably be absolutely horrid

[Dave ™ @davidfrenchfry]

You guys don’t understand how much this kind of music actually helps a green out okay i swear on my life

[Dave ™ @davidfrenchfry]

@oohpeteythecat I used to hide mine in water bottles or tape it underneath my desk chair in a baggie with duct tape

[Dave ™ @davidfrenchfry]

@Gabriel05385819 @__Jimoto Yeah as if we aren’t heavily overpopulated already. Get a grip, moron.

[Dave ™ @davidfrenchfry]

@abdulgoncrazy “Beat up” and she just got yanked a bit and hit four times on the shoulder