Me_Llama_David

howdy

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

Please stop tying helium balloons to your children. It’s funny to watch them float but one balloon too many and they’re gone forever. My child, Sheraton Trussell, floated away 10 years ago but it feels like yesterday.

[Me_Llama_David @davidgoulooze]

@crabchumbler @RobSchneider Hey! I liked 50 first dates!

[Me_Llama_David @davidgoulooze]

@RianaJaNicee QUICK 🤑

[Me_Llama_David @davidgoulooze]

@kristensueee It’s my bat signal

[Me_Llama_David @davidgoulooze]

@kristensueee For sure, and glad to see you’re doing well

[Me_Llama_David @davidgoulooze]

@kristensueee https://t.co/ft2uwjx9Fw

[Me_Llama_David @davidgoulooze]

@crabchumbler You’d fit in well at a nursing home

[Me_Llama_David @davidgoulooze]

@VeteranShill @jenniemartinez1 @__betzaida

[Me_Llama_David @davidgoulooze]

@bertkreischer TYSON

[Me_Llama_David @davidgoulooze]

@brouok2 @jdub19999 @TheRabb40620345 @SeanMccarron46 @bertkreischer @tomsegura This might seem extreme but the dude is a goofball.

[Me_Llama_David @davidgoulooze]

@BrandedBaron @bertkreischer @tomsegura His jeans are definitely HIGH and TIGHT

[Me_Llama_David @davidgoulooze]

@jdub19999 @TheRabb40620345 @SeanMccarron46 @bertkreischer @tomsegura Look at this rebelrouser

[Me_Llama_David @davidgoulooze]

@Bokie_Boo @diizzzzle You’re right! Just get a hysterectomy and adopt.

[Me_Llama_David @davidgoulooze]

@h3h3productions @HilaKleinH3 When you wait 14 hours to apologize

[Logan Ryan @RealLoganRyan]

Little girls everywhere today

[✨Chroniclly Eepy✨ @Bloobsmart]

Fuck me I guess @turbotax glad y’all messed up so I can’t get my stimulus. I work my ass off in healthcare every day and this is the thanks I get? Go fuck yourself

[Me_Llama_David @davidgoulooze]

@kristensueee Can you still burp like you used to?

[Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine]

Boy getting a glock easier than getting a PS5

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Hmm. What do you call a billionaire who registered a $40 million, 164-foot yacht in the Cayman Islands to avoid $2.4 million in U.S. taxes, while undermining public schools? The worst Education Secretary in the history of America. Bye-bye, Betsy DeVos. You won't be missed.