David Guezen

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The Substance (2024)

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List of things I should have checked before buying a bunch of groceries:

1. If my fridge still worked

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If you understand 100% of the dialogue in Succession, I don’t believe you

[Sean Guezen @sguezen]

Stop #1 - Delhi 🇮🇳

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I don’t feel too bad about Canada losing to Croatia now.

[Joelle LB @joelle_lb]

this is the most hilarious shit I've seen in a while lol gm

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Long Beach, British Columbia

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@miss_amandaaa Where did you find some???

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Found out today that my ID says that I’m 5’5 but in centimetres so I’ve never checked till now

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

I'm not saying chiropractors should be illegal, I'm just saying they should have to have cigarette style warning labels in big print on their waiting room walls saying "The guy who invented this says he learned it from a ghost."

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@BraydenCreation

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@sguezen For Oppenheimer.

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I didn’t think I would have to mute the words “secret cameo” on Twitter but of course I do.

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@Mayor_Bowman Can you open Portage and Main as an April Fools joke? But actually do it.

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Patrik Laine?

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If you got the wordle in one try today, I’m sorry. I hope it makes your day better, at least.

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The term “play action” has some “hack the mainframe” vibes.

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This just makes me want a Taylor Sheridan written/directed Jurassic Park movie.

[Jurassic World @JurassicWorld]

The epic conclusion to the Jurassic era. Watch the trailer for #JurassicWorldDominion now.

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The avocado pit I put in water a few months ago:

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