David Gurzak

Veterinarian, Buffalonian, Fun In Small Doses.

[David Gurzak @DavidGurbacki]

@tedmcinerney You did tumbledown!

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@thenickguy Same here! Thought it was a joke.

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Steph, on Homeward Bound: “Netflix bills it as a lighthearted comedy but I’m like ‘that cat just went over a waterfall!’”

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@Nussy1664 It was pretty funny tho

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

First ghostbusters, then Wonder Woman, then a girl alien? Whats next, female balloons? Woman sand? A girl alphabet? Women can't be balloons

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@Nussy1664 He looks like a wax figure of Trump

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@BenFolds remember you played in Geneseo, ate at Dennys and we sent you a drink with the note "we are 'the luckiest' to be eating with you?"

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I don't know what he's supposed to be dressed as but happy halloween. @ Windsor Apartments https://t.co/Nfqnb5b4xc

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Perfect night. #alabamashakes #artpark @ Artpark https://t.co/0OWO0xy8X4

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@moyukh demand is high?!

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I'm like a sommelier but for pet odor removal sprays.

[David Gurzak @DavidGurbacki]

I'm bad at guessing who's gonna win the baseball game, but at least I'm usually in the right ballpark.

[David Gurzak @DavidGurbacki]

#Austin @ Austin, Texas https://t.co/1Fi7l4LFuZ

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Hanging out with the best people ever. @BlueMonkBflo

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2014 was the year women decided they could only use chapstick if it was shaped like an egg.

[David Gurzak @DavidGurbacki]

Stanley you're #toomuch #stopit #icanteven #gooddog @ Windsor Apts http://t.co/dccTtA0oyq

[David Gurzak @DavidGurbacki]

"I'm a bitch in the boardroom, a bore in the bedroom, and a bear on the toilet." - #snl

[Buffalo Brunette @BreWLP]

University Heights is starting to look a lot like #christmas thanks to @bteambuffalo! #happyresidents #COL2014

[David Gurzak @DavidGurbacki]

A gay men's house cleaning service called "Top to Bottom Cleaners."

[Jessie 🦇 @NicCageMatch]

I like to leave the TV on for the cats when I go out. Sometimes the lights, too. And the microwave, blender, iron, vacuum cleaner, table saw