David Hannant

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Missing elephant believed to be hiding in Palace Theatre.

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@PurposefulWit @jonfavs Feels like the hobbyism is an important component of CM’s history, growth and now their ability organise. Without those underwear and watch commercials 2016-2020 I don’t think you have the same level of Vote Save America operation in 2024.

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@SellingAMirror

Perfect cycling eBay post:

✅ Cycling stuff in the kitchen
✅ Man in cycling shorts
✅ Unnecessarily massive visor
✅ Bored wife sitting at kitchen counter

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@archivetvmus71 @prodnose Old people’s home?! Wilfred Bramble was FIFTY ONE when this aired

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@natmetcalfe This you?

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@natmetcalfe @NOWTV @MrNishKumar I’d suggest The Rehearsal

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@BBCNews Can we double check the measurements on the plans please.

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@Jomboy_ Has baseball tried fines for teams who generally take a long time overall when fielding? Cricket captains get fined for slow over rates, which has proved slightly effective over the years.

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@DanGibbs14 @rorybremner @MrAndrewCotter Barry’s very much still with us. Though sadly doesn’t lift the mic any more.

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This videos are basically Trans World Sport for my kid’s generation. An excellent service.

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Overtime funny business and U.S. handball goalie puts on a show. Everything you missed that you never planned on watching

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@SRAMroad @Q36_5ProCycling @bikeonscott Can’t read the first line of this tweet without immediately saying “we’ve got fun and games” afterwards

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@AnnieMcTweet Will Self and Sally Gunnell and Nasser Hussain

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Though in fairness I am tolerating another Tyldesley commentary because I will not learn.

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@natmetcalfe @NickLyndhurst . @notmetcalfe was the canary in the coal mine

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Adam Curtis and Ken Burns both out with new documentaries. Two questions:

1) which should I watch first?

2) WHEN are they going to make documentaries about each other?

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@pinkun @DHannant87 I approve this message

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I went to an opening midnight screening of one of the Lord of the Rings movies in the big Odeon in Leicester Square just as the title card came up and there was a cheer followed by lots of shushing. After which my pal @BillyHynes shouted “YOU’RE A WIZARD HARRY” #RIPRobbieColtrane

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@thisstuartlaws Indeed. I think more description is needed. By definition they have to allow at least a thousand words for each picture.

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Alt text is such a character limit hack and nobody knows this better than @thisstuartlaws

[Stuart Laws @thisstuartlaws]

Stepping in last minute to put on a full run of Putting Zoo is the best comedy decision I’ve made
🔘Wonderful audiences
🔘⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.33 average review
🔘Shortlisted for Comedian’s Choice Best Show
🔘Enough votes to get my deposit back
🔘Hand upgrade a success
🔘Thanks @BarrelComedy