Davey

I’m funny sometimes

[Davey @davidhar_el]

I asked god to get rid of my dad bod. But i know god dont work that way; so ima rob a bank, hit up a plastic surgeon, and then ask for forgiveness. #GodMorningWednesday

[Davey @davidhar_el]

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[Davey @davidhar_el]

Ordering a sandwich “Mike’s way” is out of control 😳 https://t.co/2d2TA2dzlW

[Davey @davidhar_el]

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[Davey @davidhar_el]

Rappers in 2025 fr 😂

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[Davey @davidhar_el]

There is a guy at the gym singing out loud- I turned off my playlist. Ma mans really be out here motivating mawfuggas w his voice 🫡

[Davey @davidhar_el]

How is it there is millions of us humans in existence and none y’all got super powers?

Also I would think Elon musk would reveal himself as Batman by now

[Davey @davidhar_el]

Every day around midnight, Im in shock to find out it’s only 5:30 pm
#daylightsavingtime

[Davey @davidhar_el]

She said “communication is key” and communicated with 30 other men.

[Davey @davidhar_el]

Getting catfished by food has to be one of the top worst things in the world.

[Davey @davidhar_el]

Someone post their therapy advice on here so I don’t have to go. Thank you.

[Davey @davidhar_el]

2 incomes are better than one. Kings make sure you get yourself two hard working queens

[Davey @davidhar_el]

So before I get in mad shape… does anyone like me chubby?

[Davey @davidhar_el]

Googling the stages of depression — trying to see If I can get them done In 10 minutes tops!

[Davey @davidhar_el]

@jackie11368 Appreciate you 😭😭

[Davey @davidhar_el]

I be giving the most life advice to folks with not one successful story under my belt.
#Advice

[Davey @davidhar_el]

I like to see my friends win, sue me. Your turn is coming— stop being a sour apple, be more HoneyCrisp 😌
#Haters

[Davey @davidhar_el]

I’m glad my friends dad didn’t pull out. They cool Asf
#friendship

[Davey @davidhar_el]

It’s spelled “pupusa” not popusa
#pupusas #ElSalvador

[Davey @davidhar_el]

I’ll post a selfie with my late grandma and someone would be like “ DM us for a collab “
Bro at least target the right accounts.

[Davey @davidhar_el]

If you notice your ex using your Netflix account let them watch half the season and then change the password. You’re welcome.
#Netflix