david hazardous

land back, queer, solidarity, etc.

[david hazardous @davidhazardous]

social media is like assholes: i really want you to see the beauty in mine but ignore all the shit

[david hazardous @davidhazardous]

georgia "chief keef" o'keefe

[david hazardous @davidhazardous]

new music/poetry "feral" at https://t.co/8A1SMnsk7y i got serious

[david hazardous @davidhazardous]

what if we changed all the Ls on scott walker's campaign signs to Ns

[david hazardous @davidhazardous]

@GraceVonderkuhn check https://t.co/PdSPjUjImX

[david hazardous @davidhazardous]

three men and a baby 1 cup

[david hazardous @davidhazardous]

alive

[david hazardous @davidhazardous]

@steak_umm is this yeah or nah: i need a lady in the streets and a beef in the sheets

[david hazardous @davidhazardous]

@outandaboutnow podium

[david hazardous @davidhazardous]

wait nvm I don't want to see anyone or talk to anyone tonight

[david hazardous @davidhazardous]

hmu if you don't want to see anyone or talk to anyone tonight

[david hazardous @davidhazardous]

I only play one video game... and it's called BEING THE FUCKING BEST

[david hazardous @davidhazardous]

hot toddy season

[drewtoothpaste.bsky.social @drewtoothpaste]

"Screen Time" is a lie made up by baby boomers who are threatened that newer generations are better with technology and use it to improve their lives, whose economic and social footing was destroyed by the boomers

[david hazardous @davidhazardous]

screenshots of in-joke memes > actual content

[david hazardous @davidhazardous]

this snow sure would look pretty... on the floor in my bedroom 😏

[david hazardous @davidhazardous]

@DreamedADreamie I had a dream that my boss touched my hair, which is... less than touchably clean

[david hazardous @davidhazardous]

I genuinely forgot about twitter for a second which is weird bc most of my life is logorrhea

[AltUSNatParkService @AltNatParkSer]

RETWEET if you think this is UNACCEPTABLE:

Sally Yates DEFENDED Constitution:
FIRED

Jeff Sessions LIED under oath:
REMAINS

#Sessions

[david hazardous @davidhazardous]

haven't logged in in years but apparently @DreamedADreamie had a few #dreams about me over the years // #stuntin