David Hicks

Dad joke enthusiast

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I need a mustache and a pair of aviators

[David Hicks @davidhicks1221]

Metric stans when they realize there aren’t 10 days in the week

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Would absolutely go to a Hans Zimmer concert

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Prepping to get in heated debates with strangers for no reason

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Whoever invented the cap and gown did it as a joke and everyone just went with it

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Waiting for Netflix to release a documentary about the Russian invasion of Ukraine so I don’t have to watch the news

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It’s called a free throw, not a “what if we only made it 40% of the time” throw

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Plays the Animals album by Pink Floyd at Harry’s just so no one else can play music for 40 minutes

[Red Reality @Euclid277]

@greydomovoy @shoe0nhead

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Phrases from football 🤝 My day to day life

“He’s short”

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Something about having my eyes dilated makes my life seem so much brighter

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Can’t trust anyone with a 6 digit phone password. They’re definitely hiding something

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I be running into girls at clubs who shpuld be on Alabama O-line. Strong as hell

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Give a man caffeine and Light of the Seven by Ramin Dhawadi and he’s capable of anything

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The person who invented safes did a good job at naming them

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Letting you mute people’s stories was the best thing Instagram‘s ever done

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90% of people wouldn’t have even known that Blue Origin was doing their first manned launch to space but the second Jeff Bezos decides to join the crew everyone loses their minds

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There’s really people who come visit the US for the first time and end up going to New Jersey

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Smoking: causes cancer, addictive, expensive

Also Smoking: 5 min break couple times a day

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@pat_vinch Terrible take