EL DAVE

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

Ive never watched soccer before but this shit LIT

[EL DAVE @davidhurtado__]

Brought to you by Budweiser Zero #WorldCupFinal

[🤟 @soloaj316]

@nocontextfooty

[EL DAVE @davidhurtado__]

Like for Silk Road, retweet for Route 66

[Podcast But Outside @PodButOutside]

terrorism tourism

[EL DAVE @davidhurtado__]

Thrilled to announce that as a graduate students the consequences of having six beers on a weeknight have dramatically decreased #PhDtrack

[Ian Fraser @Ian_Fraser]

Italian cyclist Michael Guerra uses his knowledge of physics and aerodynamics to adopt a “plank” position and overtake his competitors.

[anna melissa 🏀✨ @annamelissa]

this is my favorite clip on the internet

[EL DAVE @davidhurtado__]

A now-hallowed tradition of traveling hungover

[EL DAVE @davidhurtado__]

it’s a very bad look for reading that the literal only places that still require masks in New York are independent bookstores

[EL DAVE @davidhurtado__]

Early Fall is all about preparing to fuck your demons

[EL DAVE @davidhurtado__]

I’m bringing a Rimowa to Hell

[EL DAVE @davidhurtado__]

My new retort is “that’s just business baby”

[Brent Albrecht @RadioBrent]

Queens funeral isn’t sad if you put “Life is a Highway” behind it

[EL DAVE @davidhurtado__]

Drake: “I’m the mouse in this town and you best believe your girl givin’ me cookies”

[EL DAVE @davidhurtado__]

A tough decision for me will be whether to force my children to be pro tennis players or orchestral cellists

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

it’s called soccer now

[EL DAVE @davidhurtado__]

Heart flutters when bodega man calls me boss

[EL DAVE @davidhurtado__]

Pouring one out for the very talented and poorly connected

[EL DAVE @davidhurtado__]

There’s something so refreshingly straightforward and dumb about an LV campaign with Léa Seydoux standing in front of water lillies